A TRAVELLER'S EVENING SONG. FATHER, guide me! Day declines; Father! in the forest dim, In the low and shivering thrill Oh! be thou the lone one's aid. Many a swift and sounding plume Shield the homeless: midst the waste, In his distant cradle nest, Now my babe is laid to rest; CALLING A BOY IN THE MORNING. THE Connecticut editor who wrote the following, evidently knew what he was talking about : : Calling a boy up in the morning can hardly be classed under the head of "pastimes," especially if the boy is fond of exercise the day before. And it is a little singular that the next hardest thing to getting a boy out of bed is getting him into it. There is rarely a mother who is a success at rousing a boy. All mothers know this; so do their boys. And yet the mother seems to go at it in the right way. She opens the stair-door and insinuatingly observes, Johnny." There is no response. Johnny." Still no response. Then there is a short, sharp, “John," followed a moment later by a long and emphatic "John Henry." A 66 66 grunt from the upper regions signifies that an impression has been made; and the mother is encouraged to add, “You'd better be getting down here to your breakfast, young man, before I come up there, an' give you something you'll feel." This so startles the young man that he immediately goes to sleep again. And the operation has to be repeated several times. A father knows nothing about the trouble. He merely opens his mouth as a soda-bottle ejects its cork, and the "John Henry" that cleaves the air of that stairway goes into that boy like electricity, and pierces the deepest recesses of his nature. And he pops out of that bed and into his clothes, and down the stairs, with a promptness that is commendable. It is rarely a boy allows himself to disregard the paternal summons. About once a year is believed to be as often as is consistent with the rules of health. He saves his father a great many steps by his thoughtfulness. COOKING AND COURTING. DEAR Ned, no doubt you'll be surprised, Her manner is well — very winning: I went to ask her out to ride Last Wednesday - it was perfect weather. The servants had gone off together At cousins' funerals to be looking); "Oh, let me help you," then I cried : For I shall be a tyrant, sir, And good hard work you'll have to grapple; So sit down there, and don't you stir, But take that knife, and pare that apple." She rolled her sleeve above her arm, That lovely arm so plump and rounded; Outside, the morning sun shone bright; Inside, the dough she deftly pounded. Her little fingers sprinkled flour, And rolled the pie-crust up in masses: I passed the most delightful hour 'Mid butter, sugar, and molasses. With deep reflection, her sweet eyes In one great coil were tightly twisted; And then her sleeve came down, and I Her arm, Ned, was so fair and snowy. We're to be married, Ned, next month; I really think that bachelors Are the most miserable devils! TOM TO NED. A TRAGICAL TALE OF THE TROPICS. JEAN JACQUE KNYFE was a jolly tar, Kitty Bo Peep was a dusky maid, And the Bo Peeps lived at Panama Bay. One day Jean Jacque Knyfe left his ship, Under a mango-tree, fast asleep, With her head on her arm, lay sweet Bo Peep. And Jean he took and shivered his eyes, Kitty Bo Peep started up in alarm, 'Twas love at first sight, I am sure, with he; And there, at that witching hour in June, They whispered their love 'neath the round full moon: He held her fast in his manly arms, And feasted his eyes on her dusky charms. |