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ed, that fhe had a great refpect and gratitude to her for the overture in behalf of one so near to her, but that during her father's life he would admit into her heart no value for any thing that fhould interfere with her endeavour to make his remains of life as happy and eafy as could be expected in his circumftances. The lady admonished her of the prime of life with a fimile; which Fidelia anfwered with a frankness that always attends unfeigned virtue- It is true, Madam, there is to be fure very great fatisfactions to be expected in the commerce of a man of honour, whom one tenderly loves; but I find fo much fatisfaction in the reflection, how much I mitigate a good man's pains, whofe welfare depends upon my affiduity about him, that I will ingly exclude the loofe gratifications of paffion for the folid reflections of duty. I know not whether any man's wife would be allowed, and (what I ftill more fear) I know not whether I, a wife, fhould be willing to be as of'ficious as I am at prefent about my parent. The happy father has her declaration that he will not marry during his life, and the pleasure of feeing that refolution not uneafy to her. Were one to paint filial affection in it's utmost beauty, he could not have a more lively idea of it than in beholding Fidelia ferving her father at his hours of rifing, meals, and rett.

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When the general crowd of female youth are confulting their glaffes, preparing for balls, atfemblies, or plays; for a young lady, who could be regarded among the foremost in thofe places, either for her perfon, wit, fortune, or converfation, and yet contemn all thefe entertainments, to fweeten the heavy hours of a decrepid parent, is a refignation truly heroic. Fidelia performs the duty of a nurse, with all the beauty of a bride; nor does the neglect her perfon, because of her attendance on him, when he is too ill to receive company, to whom the may make an appearance. Fidelia, who gives him up her youth, does not think it any great facrifice to add to it the fpoiling of her drefs. Her çare and exactnefs in her habit, convince her father of the alacrity of her mind;

and he has of all women the best foun dation for affecting the praife of a feeming negligence. What adds to the entertainment of the good old man is, that Fidelia, where merit and fortune cannot be overlooked by epiftolary lovers, reads over the accounts of her conquests, plays on her fpinnet the gayeft airs, (and while fhe is doing fo, you would think her formed only for gallantry) to intimate to him the pleasures the defpifes for his fake.

Those who think themfeives the patterns of good breeding and gallantry, would be aftonished to hear that in thole intervals when the old gentleman is at eafe, and can bear company, there are at his houfe in the most regular order, affemblies of people of the highest merit; where there is converfation without mention of the faults of the abfent, benevolence between men and women without paffion, and the higheft fubje&ts of morality treated of as natural and accidental difcourfe; all which is owing to the genius of Fidelia, who at once makes her father's way to another world eaty, and herfelf capable of being an honour

to his name in this,

MR. SPECTATOR,

I Was the other day at the Bear Garden in hopes to have feen your fhort face; but not being fo fortunate, I must tell you by way of letter, that there is a mystery among the gladiators which has escaped your fpectatorial penetration. For being in a box at an ale-house near that renowned feat of honour abovementioned, I overheard two masters of the fcience agreeing to quarrel on the next opportunity. This was to happen in the company of a fet of the fraternity of basket-hilts, who were to meet that evening. When this was fettled, one afked the other Will you give cuts. " or receive?' The other anfweredReceive.' It was replied- Are you a paffionate man? No, provided " you cut no more nor no deeper than we agree. I thought it my duty to acquaint you with this, that the people may not pay their money for fighting, and be cheated. Your humble fervant, T

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SCABBARD RUSTY.

N° CCCCL. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6:

QUARENDA PECUNIA PRIMUM,

VIRTUS POST NUMMOS,

HOR. EP. L. I. v. 53.

GET MONEY, MONEY STILL;

AND THEN LET VIRTUE FOLLOW, IF SHE WILL.

MR. SPECTATOR,

A'

LL men, through different paths, make at the fame common thing, Money; and it is to her we owe the politician, the merchant, and the lawyer; nay, to be free with you, I believe to that alfo we are beholden for our Spectator. I am apt to think, that could we look into our own hearts, we fhould fee money engraved in them in more lively and moving characters than felf-prefervation; for who can reflect upon the merchant hoifting fail in a doubtful purfuit of her, and ali mankind facrificing their quiet to her, but muft perceive that the characters of felfprefervation (which were doubtlefs originally the brighteft) are fullied, if not wholly defaced; and that thofe of money (which at firft was only valuable as a mean to fecurity) are of late fo brightened, that the characters of felfprefervation, like a lefs light fet by a greater, are become almost imperceptible? Thus has money got the upperhand of what all mankind formerly thought molt dear, viz. fecurity; and I wish I could fay she had here put a stop to her victories; but, alas! common honefty fell a facrifice to her. This is the way fcholaftic men talk of the greateft good in the world: but I, a tradefman, fhall give you another account of this matter in the plain narrative of my own life. I think it proper, in the firit place, to acquaint my readers, that fince my fetting out in the world, which was in the year 1660, I never wanted money; having begun with an indifferent good stock in the tobacco-trade to which was bred; and by the continual fucceffes it has pleafed Providence to blefs my endeavours with, am at last arrived to what they call a Plumb. To uphold my difcourfe in the manner of your wits or philofophers, by fpeaking fine things, or drawing inferences, as they pretend, from the nature of the fubject, I account it vain; having never found any

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thing in the writings of fuch men, that did not favour more of the invention of the brain, or what is filed fpeculation, than of found judgment or profitable obfervation. I will readily grant, indeed, that there is what the wits call natural in their talk; which is the utmost thofe curious authors can affume to them, felves, and is indeed all they endeavour at, for they are but lamentable teachers, And what, I pray, is natural? That which is pleafing and easy: and what are pleafing and eafy? For footh a new thought or conceit dreffed up in smooth quaint language, to make you smile and wag your head, as being what you never imagined before, and yet wonder why you had not; mere frothy amusements! fit only for boys or filly women to be caught with.

It is not my present intention to inftruct my readers in the methods of acquiring riches; that may be the work of another efflay: but to exhibit the real and folid advantages I have found by them in my long and manifold experi ence; nor yet all the advantages of fo worthy and valuable a bleffing, (for who does not know or imagine the comforts of being warm or living at eafe? and that power and pre-eminence are their infeparable attendants?) but only to inftance the great fupports they afford us under the fevereft calamities and miffortunes; to fhew that the love of them is a fpecial antidote against immorality and vice, and that the fame does likewife naturally difpofe men to actions of piety and devotion: all which I can make out by my own experience, who think myfelf no ways particular from the reft of mankind, nor better nor worse by nature than generally other men are.

In the year 1665, when the fick nefs was, I loft by it my wife and two chil dren, which were all my ftock. Probably Imight have had more, confidering I was married between four and five

years;

years; but finding her to be a teeming woman, I was careful, as having then little above a brace of thousand pounds to carry on my trade and maintain a family with. I loved them as usually men do their wives and children, and therefore could not refit the firft impulfes of nature on fo wounding a lofs; but I quickly roused myself, and found means to alleviate, and at laft conquer my affliction, by reflecting how that the and her children having been no great expence to me, the best part of her fortune was still left; that my charge being reduced to myfelf, a journeyman, and a maid, I might live far cheaper than before; and that being now a childlefs widower, I might perhaps marry a no lefs deferving woman, and with a much better fortune than fhe brought, which was but eight hundred pounds. And

to convince my readers that fuch confilerations as there were proper and apt to produce fuch an effect, I remember it was the conftant obfervation at that deplorable time when fo many hundreds were fwept away daily, that the rich ever bore the lofs of their families and relations far better than the poor; the latter having little or nothing beforehand, and living from hand to mouth, placed the whole comfort and fatisfaction of their lives in their wives and children, and were therefore inconfolable.

The following year happened the fire; at which time, by good providence, it was my fortune to have converted the greatest part of my effects into ready money, on the profpect of an extraordinary advantage which I was preparing to lay hold on. This calamity was very terrible and aftonishing, the fury of the flames being fuch, that whole ftreets, at feveral distant places, were destroyed at one and the fame time, fo that, as it is well known, almost all our citizens were burnt out of what they had. But what did I then do? I did not ftand gazing on the ruins of our noble metropolis; I did not hake my head, wring my hands, figh and fhed tears; I confidered with myfelf what could this avail; I fell a plodding what advantages might be made of the ready cafh I had, and immediately bethought myself that wonderful pennyworths might be bought of the goods that were faved out of the fire. about two thousand pounds and a little In short, with

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credit, I bought as much tobacco as railed my eftate to the value of ten thoufand pounds. I then looked on the

afhes of our city, and the mifery of it's late inhabitants, as an effect of the just wrath and indignation of Heaven towards a finful and perverse people.'

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After this I married again, and that wife dying, I took another, but both gave me a great deal of plague and vexproved to be idle baggages: the first came one of the bye-words of the city. ation by her extravagancies, and I beI knew it would be to no manner of purpose to go about to curb the fancies and inclinations of women, which fly what I could I did, I watched her narout the more for being reftrained; but rowly, and by good luck found her in the embraces, for which I had two witthe court-end of the town; of whom I neffes with me, of a wealthy fpark of recovered fifteen thousand pounds, which made me amends for what he had idly fquandered, and put a filence to all my neighbours, taking off my reproach by the gain they faw I had by it. The last died about two years after I married her, in labour of three children. conicature they were begot by a councommendation, I took into my family, try kinfiman of hers, whom, at her reand gave wages to as a journeyman. cies and high diet with her kinfman, as What this creature expended in delicawell as I could compute by the poulterer's, fifhmonger's, and grocer's bills, amounted in the faid two years to one lings, and five hundred eighty-fix pounds, four hiltreats, &c. of the other, according to fine apparel, bracelets, lockets, and halfpenny. The the best calculation, came in three years dred forty-four pounds, feven fhillings and about three quarters, to feven hunand nine pence. never to marry more, and found I had After this I refolved been a gainer by my marriages, and the damages granted me for the abufes of my bed, all charges deducted, eight thoufand three hundred pounds within a trifle.

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of the love of money on the lives of men
I come now to fhew the good effects
towards rendering them honett, fober,
and religious. When I was a young
man, I had a mind to make the best of
chap in a parcel of unfound goods; to
my wits, and over-reached a country-

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moment of the day; fo that I cannot
call to mind, that in all the time I was!
a husband, which, off and on, was about
twelve years, I ever once thought of
my wives but in bed. And lastly, for
religion, I have ever been a conftam
churchman, both forenoons and after-
noons on Sundays, never forgetting to.
be thankful for any gain or advantage
I had had that day; and on Saturday
nights, upon cafting up my accounts,!
I always was grateful for the fun of
my week's profits, and at Christmas?
for that of the whole year. It is true,
perhaps, that my devotion has not been
the most ferent; which, I think, ought
to be imputed to the evenness and se-
datenefs of my temper, which never
would admit of any impetuofities of
any fort and I can remember, that in
my youth and prime of manhood, when
my blood ran brifker, I took greater
pleafure in religious exercises than at
prefent, or many years paft, and that
my devotion fer fibly declined as age,
which is dull and unwieldy, came upon

whom, upon his upbraiding, and threat-
ening to expofe me for it, I returned
the equivalent of his lofs; and upon
his good advice, wherein he clearly de-
monstrated the folly of fuch artifices,
which can never end but in fhame, and
the ruin of all correfpondence, I never
after tranfgreffed. Can your courtiers,,
who take bribes, or your lawyers or
phyficians in their practice, or even the
divines who intermeddle in worldly af-
fairs, boaft of making but one flip in
their lives, and of fuch a thorough and
lafting reformation? Since my coming
into the world I do not remember I was
ever overtaken in drink, fave nine times,
once at the chriftening of my first child,
thrice at our city feafts, and five times
at driving of bargains. My reforma-
tion I can attribute to nothing fo much
as the love and efteem of money, for I
found myself to be extravagant in my
drink, and apt to turn projector, and
make rath bargains. As for women,
I never knew any except my wives:
for my reader must know, and it is
what he may confide in as an excellent
recipe, that the love of bufinefs and
money is the greatest mortifier of inor-
dinate defires imaginable, as employ-
ing the mind continually in the careful
overfight of what one has, in the eager
quelt after more, in looking after the
negligences and deceits of fervants, in
the due entering and ftating of ac-
counts, in hunting after chaps, and in
the exact knowledge of the ftate of
markets; which things whoever tho-
roughly attends, will find enough and
enough to employ his thoughts on every T

me.

I have, I hope, here proved, that the love of money prevents all immorality and vice; which if you will not allow, you must, that the purfuit of it obliges men to the fame kind of life as they would follow if they were really virtuous: which is all I have to fay at prefent, only recommending to you, that you would think of it, and turn I conclude, your fervant, ready wit into ready money as faft as EPHRAIM WEED.

you can.

N° CCCCLI. THURSDAY, AUGUST 7.

JAM SAVUS APERTAM

IN RABIEM COEPIT VERTI JOCUS, ET PER HONESTAS
IKE MINAX IMPUNE DOMOS

HOR. EP. I. L. 2. V.

148.

TIMES CORRUPT, AND NATURE ILL-INCLIN'D,
PRODUC'D THE POINT THAT LEFT THE STING BEHIND:
'TILL FRIEND WITH FRIEND, AND FAMILIES AT STRIFE,
TRIUMPHANT MALICE RAG'D THROUGH PRIVATE LIFE.

HERE is nothing fo fcandalous

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to a government, and deteitable
in the eyes of all good men, as defama-
tory papers and pamphlets; but at the
fame time there is nothing fo difficult

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to tame, as a fatirical author. An angry writer who cannot appear in print, A gay old woman, says naturally vents his fpleen in libels and fented lampoons. the table, feeing all her wrinkles repre

fented in a large looking-glafs, threw it upon the ground in a paflion, and broke it into a thoufand pieces; but as the was afterwards furveying the fragments with a spiteful kind of pleafure, fhe could not forbear uttering herself in the following foliloquy. What have I got by this revengeful blow of mine? I have only multiplied my deformity, and fee an hundred ugly faces, where before I had but one.'

It has been proposed, to oblige every perfon that writes a book, or a paper, to fwear himself the author of it, and enter down in a public regifter his ' name and place of abode.'

This, indeed, would have effectually fuppreffed all printed fcandal, which generally appears under borrowed names or under none at all. But it is to be feared, that fuch an expedient would not only deftroy fcandal, but learning. It would operate promifcuously, and root up the corn and tares together. Not to mention fome of the most celebrated works of piety, which have proceeded from anonymous authors, who have made it their merit to convey to us fo great a charity in fecret; there are few works of genius that come out at firft with the author's name. The writer generally makes a trial of them in the world before he owns them; and, I believe, very few, who are capable of writing, would fet pen to paper, if they knew before-hand that they must not publish their productions but on fuch conditions. For my own part, I muft declare, the papers I prefent the public are like fairy favours, which fhall laft no longer than while the author is concealed.

reputation of a competitor, we should quickly fee an end put to this race of vermin, that are a scandal to government, and a reproach to human nature. Such a proceeding would make a minifter of itate fhine in hiftory, and would fill all mankind with a just abhorrence of perfons who fhould treat him unworthily, and employ against him thofe arms which he fcorned to make use of against his enemies,

I cannot think that any one will be fo unjust as to imagine what I have here faid is fpoken with refpect to any party or faction. Every one who has in him the fentiments either of a christian or gentleman, cannot but be highly offended at this wicked and ungenerous practice, which is fo much in ufe among us at prefent, that it is become a kind of national crime, and diftinguishes us from all the governments that lie about us. I cannot but look upon the finest strokes of fatire which are aimed at particular perfons, and which are supported even with the appearances of truth, to be the marks of an evil mind, and highly criminal in themselves. Infamy, like other punishments, is under the direction and diftribution of the magistrate, and not of any private perfon. Accordingly we learn from a fragment of Cicero, that though there were very few capital punishments in the twelve tables, a libel or lampoon which took away the good name of another, was to be punished by death. But this is far from being our cafe. Our fatire is nothing but vis baldry, and Billing gate. Scurrility paffes for wit; and he who can call names in the greatest variety of phrafes is looked upon to have the fhrewdeft pen. By this means the honour of families is ruined, the highest pofts and greatest titles are rendered cheap and vile in the fight of the people; the nobleft virtues, and maft exalted parts, expofed to the contempt of the vicious and the ignorant. Should a foreigner, who knows nothing of our private factions, or one who is to act his part in the world when our prefent heats and animofities are forgot fhould, I fay, fuch an one form to himfelf a notion of the greateft men of all fides in the British nation, who are now living, from the characters which are given them in fome or other of thofe abominable writings which are daily publifhed among us, what a nation of monsters must we appear! 5. X

That which makes it particularly difficult to retrain thefe fons of calumny and defamation is, that all fides are equally guilty of it, and that every dirty fcribbler is countenanced by great names, whofe interefl he propagates by fuch vile and infamous methods. I have never yet heard of a ministry, who have inflicted an exemplary punithinent on an author that has fupported their caufe with falfhood and fcandal, and treated, in a moft cruel manner, the names of those who have been looked upon as their rivals and antagonists. Would a government fet an everlasting mark of their difpleafure upon one of thofe infamous writers who makes his court to them by tearing to pieces the

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