Oh that some palsy or lame gout Then on his holy altar, I BY VARIOUS AUTHORS. (FROM BYRD'S ‘PSALMS, SONNETS, ETC. 1588.) 1 My mind to me a kingdom is, Such perfect joy therein I find, That it excels all other bliss That God or nature hath assigned: Though much I want that most would have, Yet still my mind forbids to crave. 2 No princely port, nor wealthy store, Nor force to win a victory; No wily wit to salve a sore, No shape to win a loving eye; To none of these I yield as thrall, Fur why, my mind despise them all. 3 I see that plenty surfeits oft, And hasty climbers soonest fall; These get with toil, and keep with fear: Such cares my mind can never bear. 4 I press to bear no haughty sway; I wish no more than may suffice; Look what I want, my mind supplies; My mind's content with anything. 5. I laugh not at another's loss, Nor grudge not at another's gain; I brook that is another's bane; I loathe not life, nor dread mine end. 6 My wealth is health and perfect ease, And conscience clear my chief defence; Nor by desert to give offence; THE OLD AND YOUNG COURTIER. 1 An old song made by an aged old pate, Of an old worshipful gentleman, who had a great estate, Like an old courtier of the queen's, 2 With an old lady, whose anger one word assuages; They every quarter paid their old servants their wages, And never knew what belonged to coachmen, foot men, nor pages, But kept twenty old fellows with blue coats and badges: Like an old courtier, &c. 3 With an old study filled full of learned old books, With an old reverend chaplain, you might know him by his looks, With an old buttery hatch worn quite off the hooks, And an old kitchen, that maintained half-a-dozen old cooks: Like an old courtier, &c. 4 With an old hall, hung about with pikes, guns, and bows, With old swords and bucklers, that had borne many shrewd blows, And an old frieze coat, to cover his worship’s trunk hose, And a cup of old sherry, to comfort his copper nose: Like an old courtier, &c. 5 With a good old fashion, when Christmas was come, To call in all his old neighbours with bagpipe and drum, With good cheer enough to furnish every old room, And old liquor able to make a cat speak, and man dumb: Like an old courtier, &c. 6 With an old falconer, huntsmen, and a kennel of hounds, That never hawked, nor hunted, but in his own grounds; Who, like a wise man, kept himself within his own bounds, And when he died, gave every child a thousand good pounds: Like an old courtier, &c. 7 But to his eldest son his house and lands he assigned, Charging him in his will to keep the old bountiful mind, To be good to his old tenants, and to his neighbours be kind: But in the ensuing ditty you shall hear how he was inclined: Like a young courtier of the king's, 8 Like a flourishing young gallant, newly come to his land, Who keeps a brace of painted madams at his com mand, And takes up a thousand pounds upon his father's land, And gets drunk in a tavern till he can neither go nor stand: Like a young courtier, &c. 9 With a newfangled lady, that is dainty, nice, and spare, Who never knew what belonged to good housekeeping or care, Who buys gaudy-coloured fans to play with wanton air, And seven or eight different dressings of other women's hair: Like a young courtier, &c. 10 With a new-fashioned hall, built where the old one stood, Hung round with new pictures that do the poor no good, With a fine marble chimney, wherein burns neither coal nor wood, And a new smooth shovel-board, whereon no victuals ne'er stood: Like a young courtier, &c. 11 With a new study, stuffed full of pamphlets and plays, And a new chaplain, that swears faster than he prays, five days, Like a young courtier, &c. 12 With a new fashion, when Christmas is drawing on, On a new journey to London straight we all must be gone, And leave none to keep house, but our new porter John, Who relieves the poor with a thump on the back with - a stone: Like a young courtier, &c. 13 With a new gentleman usher, whose carriage is com plete, With a new coachman, footmen, and pages to carry up the meat, With a waiting gentlewoman, whose dressing is very neat, Who, when her lady has dined, lets the servants not cat: Like a young courtier, &c. |