COURAGE MISPLACED. As Thomas was cudgelled one day by his wife, Tom's three nearest friends came by in the squabble; Too wise to take counsel, too proud to take warning, SWIFT. SECOND THOUGHTS ARE BEST. "BET, wilt have me?" said John. Quoth Bet, "Don't take it ill, But you may have me, if you will." I will not. MATRIMONIAL CAUTION. A SCHOLAR was about to marry. His friend said, "Ere thou dost, be wary; A wife will make a fool of thee." W. S. LANDor. WOMAN'S WILL. MEN dying make their wills-but wives Escape a work so sad; Why should they make what all their lives The gentle dames have had? ON MR. HUSBAND'S MARRIAGE. THIS case is the strangest we've known in our life, THE DEVIL'S INFLUENCE. WHEN Beelzebub first to make mischief began, THUS ANSWERED: SAID a man, once conversing, "How high in the scale Satan dared not present his temptation to man." The most difficult part of my task will remain; But can I succeed the fair Eve to allure, Adam follows of course and then both are secure.' Since woman could overcome Adam, poor elf, BOOTH'S EPIGRAMS. TO MRS. MUTABLE. WHAT though for beauty you may bear the bell; ON HEARING OF THE MARRIAGE OF A FELLOW SILVIO, SO strangely love his mind controls, THE HEN-PECKED DANDY. THE demon of fashion Sir Fopling bewitches, For as she is resolved upon wearing the breeches, ON WALTZING. Ar first they move slowly, with caution and grace, They still bear in mind as they're turning each other, THE ROUND OF FASHION. To beat their poor old grandams' hoops 'Tis the old rage again come round, And bigger round than ever. W. H. DRAPER. THE LATEST FASHION. MOST contradictory, no doubt, BY AN OLD BACHELOR. WITTY AND HUMOROUS. TOPOGRAPHICAL. A CHALLENGE FOR BEAUTY. WRITTEN by Heywood, in 1636. This is a song descriptive of the fashions of different nations, in words which will equally apply to the present period: THE Turk in linen wraps his head, The Persian his in lawn too; The Russ with sables furs his cap, But of all felts that may be felt, IMPROMPTU ON THE WIDE TROUSERS ONCE IN THE garb, Dutch or Cossack, in which our beau kind Of two towns in France ever put me in mind, ON THE MARQUIS OF SALISBURY'S PICTURE GALLERY AT HATFIELD PLACE. BY THE LATE LORD ERSKINE. YOUR room, though long and narrow, Will ne'er with your other rooms tally; But give it to your son,* "Twill be excellent fun, To hear it called Cranbourn Alley. Viscount Cranbourn. AN OLD SAYING MISAPPLIED. ONE who, when asked, could not comply, ON THE TELEGRAPHIC WIRE CONNECTING JOHN BULL and Brother Jonathan They've always been extravagant, ON THE DONKEYS AT BRIGHTON. THOUGH Balaam's ass got many a thwack, He bore a prophet on his back, And saw an angel fair. Is not your fortune far more bright, Who carry spirits every night* And angels every day. BREAD AND MUSTARD PUN. (AN OLD JOKE NEWLY DRESSED.) THE pilgrim o'er the desert wild Should ne'er let want confound him, For he at any time can eat The sand which is around him. It might seem odd that he could find Did you not know the sons of Ham These donkeys were employed at night for smuggling purposes. |