TO A BRIEFLESS BARRISTER. IF to reward them for their various evil, A TENDER MAID. ON Garrow's cross-questioning an old woman, trying to elicit from her that a tender had been made for some premises in dispute: GARROW, forbear! That tough old jade JEKYLL. THE SONS OF ASSIZE. On the occasion of Mr. Baron Alder-son and Mr. Justice Patte-son, some years since, holding the Assizes at Cambridge, Mr. Gun-son was appointed to preach the Assize Sermon. The next morning, the following lines were sent by post to the Judges: A BARON, a Justice, a Preacher-sons three: That the son of his father the Justice must be. ON SIR JOHN LEACH. WHILE Lord Eldon was obtaining for his court the character of a court of oyer sans terminer, the conduct of the Master of the Rolls, in his court, of terminer sans oyer, was thus celebrated by one as causeless as the cause: A JUDGE sat on the judgment bench; A jolly judge was he; He said unto the registrar, "Now call a cause to me." "There is no cause," said registrar, And laughed aloud with glee; "A cunning Leach hath despatched them all, WRITTEN ON THE UNION, 1801, BY A BARRISTER WHY should we complain that the times are so bad, When Erin gives up all the rights that she had, THE SUCCESSION OF AGES. WRITTEN ON THE DOOR OF A SMITH'S SHOP FORMERLY BELONGING TO MR. DUNDAS, LATE PRESIDENT OF THE COURT OF SESSION IN SCOTLAND. THE house a lawyer once enjoyed, RETALIATION. WHEN We've nothing to dread from the law's sternest frowns, CITY LOVE. In making love let poor men sigh, If madam will be cruel, let her. But should she wish that I should wait, I court by deed, or after date, Through my solicitor or banker. MEUM AND TUUM RECONCILED. THE Law decides questions of Meum and Tuum, ON LORD CHIEF JUSTICE ELLENBOROUGH. In spite of quirk, quibble, writ of error, or flaw, A LAWSUIT. SINCE Tom went first to law with Ned, And made the sad attack, 'Tis said he scarce has had a coat To put upon his back. But, verily, the case is such, That Tom has had a suit too much. ON A VERY TALL BARRISTER OF THE NAME OF LONG. LONGE longorum longissime, Longe virorum, T. DUNBAR. DIVES AND LAZARUS, DIVES the Cardiff Bar retains, Whilst the defendant Lazarus On Abraham's+ breast reposes. JEKYLL. *Law is the family name. A poor defendant, unable to pay counsel, was defended by Abraham Moore, Esq., of Exeter. D WITTY AND HUMOROUS. MUSICAL. THE DESPAIRING MUSICIAN. UNABLE to descant in tunable rhyme, Unnatural Fate, too discordant by far, When I bid her move slow, then she jigs it away, ON PAGANINI. PAGANINI, I Wonder no more at your fame; To me all your skill is no longer a riddle; For nature, which made you a Pagan in name, Of musicians has made you the greatest in fiddle (infidel). MADRIGAL. WHEN two score throats together squall It may be called a Mad-rig-al. SWIFT.* * Swift was not very partial to music. ON HANDEL AND BONONCINI. SOME say that Signor Bononcini,* Strange that such high disputes should be WITTY AND HUMOROUS. ON THE SEXES. SWIFT. A BRIEF EPIGRAM BY AN OLD GENTLEMAN, WHOSE DAUGHTER, ARABELLA, IMPORTUNED HIM FOR MONEY. "DEAR BELL, to gain money, sure silence is best, ON THE DEATH OF THE HOTTENTOT VENUS, AT PARIS. THE Venus of Medicis scarcely has flown, Well may you in sackcloth and ashes deplore; A VIRTUOSo. *In the reign of Queen Anne, after the introduction of the Italian Opera, the musical world was divided into two factions. |