THE FLIGHT OF TIME. FROM THE SPANISH. THE days of our happiness glide fast away, Oh, Fortune! possessed of so fickle a name,— EXTENSION OF LIFE. SUCH, such a man extends his life's short space, The present well, and e'en the past enjoy. Imitated from MARTIAL by POPE. TIME FLIES. OLD father Time stands still for none; If, then, with Time you'd forward be, TO-MORROW. TO-MORROW you will live, you always cry; 'Tis so far-fetched, this 'morrow, that I fear EMBLEMS OF TIME. TIME's a hand's breath; 'tis a tale; "Tis an eagle in its way, FRANCIS QUARLES. PROCRASTINATION. WHEN Sloth puts urgent business by, PROCRASTINATION. BE wise to-day: 'tis madness to defer; YOUNG. ON THE PHRASE "KILLING TIME." TIME SPEAKS. THERE's scarce a point wherein mankind agree I boast of nothing; but, when I've a mind, MISCELLANEOUS. [Since the compilation of the foregoing, several epigrams worthy of insertion have met the compiler's notice. The following having been adopted too late for classification, are necessarily given as a miscellaneous group.] ON THE RE-ESTABLISHMENT OF THE INQUISITION IN SPAIN IN 1815. To Spain, entranced in golden dreams, But ah! when waking, Spain essayed PICKING POCKETS. "THESE beer-shops," quoth Barnabas, speaking in alt, JAMES SMITH. ON A WOULD-BE WRITER. YOUR prose and verse alike are bad; Your prose e'en like your verse runs mad, TO A LADY, ON HER ASKING A GENTLEMAN HOW LONG HE WOULD LOVE HER. IT is not, Celia, in our power To say how long our love shall last; May lose those joys we now do taste; Then, since we mortal lovers are, Ask not how long our love shall last; To live, because we're sure to die? ON A TALKATIVE PEER. THEY say he has no heart; but I deny it : S. ROGERS. DEATH AND DR. BOLUS. "My dart," cried Death, "I cannot find, Quoth Dr. Bolus, "Never mind— WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. IN little trades more cheats and lying THE BEST STOCK. MONEY, they say, is evil's root, NOT TO BE BELIEVED. THE following lines were addressed to a gentleman notoriously addicted to the vice which has been euphemistically described as "the postponement of the truth for the purposes of the moment." WHOE'ER Would learn a fact from you, Must take you by contraries : HONEY AND WAX. ON A SQUABBLE BETWEEN MRS. HONEY, THE ACTRESS, AND HER HUSBAND. THIS pair in matrimony, Go most unequal snacks; He gets all the Honey, And she gets all the whacks. JAMES SMITH. THE CANVASS AND THE POLL. AN IMPROMPTU WRITTEN WHILE SITTING UNDER A MARQUEE. WHEN Parliament people petition their friends, JAMES SMITH. BLACKER THAN EGYPT. THE following condemnatory epigram was written at the time when imprisonment for debt was rigorously carried out, and many debtors passed their whole lives in prison: Or old, the debtor who insolvent died, Egypt the rites of sepulture denied ; A different trade enlightened Christians drive, |