THE UNSOLDIER-LIKE OFFICER.* "THAT Soldier so rude,-he that swaggers in scarlet, A soldier I'm not," quoth the hero in red; 'No soldier, my lord, but an officer I, A captain, who carries his sword on his thigh." SATIRICAL. ARTISTIC. PRE-RAPHAELISM. IF at a distance you would paint a pig, Or if your meaner subject be a wig, Let not the caxon a distinctness lack; Else all the lady critics will so stare, And angry vow, ""Tis not a bit like hair!" Claude's distances are too confused One floating scene-nothing made out For which he ought to be abused, Whose works have been so cried about. And to my view, eyes, legs, and claws will bring, PETER PINDAR. The rooted aversion entertained by the late Judge Robinson to the Volun teers of the country, in the year 1780, is well known. ON A PICTURE OF A MARTYRDOM. 'Tis an exquisite martyrdom, Daub, that you paint: ON THE FADING OF SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS'S COLOURS. THE art of painting was at first designed SATIRICAL, DRAMATIC. QUIN AND GARRICK. QUIN was celebrated for his acting of the character of Richard III. Hearing that Goodman's-fields theatre was crowded every night to see Garrick in that character, he jealously exclaimed that Garrick was a new religion,-Whitfield was followed for a time, but that they would all come to church again. Mr. Garrick, who had a quick and happy talent in turning an epigram, gave this reply to Quin's bon mot: POPE QUIN, who damns all churches but his own, That Whitfield-Garrick has misled the age, Schism, he cries, has turned the nation's brain, PASQUINADE ON THE O. P. CONTEST.* THE first of critics-first of actors- Out of patience with the age, Who shall now, of all his cronies, Who shall fix, with equal care, Who adjust, with such an air, ON MR. SHERIDAN. THIS great orator's talents all see without winking, And a talent for spending his creditors' pence; A talent to flatter, and one to deceive, A talent to cheat you, and laugh in his sleeve; A talent men's vices and follies to lash, SATIRICAL. ON A MAN NAMED TREBLE BEING APPREHENDED FOR Treble with London pickpockets, they say, Alluding to a rumoured design of Mr. Kemble to leave the stage. ON A BAD SINGER. SWANS Sing before they die: 'twere no bad thing COLERIDGE. TO AN INDIFFERENT FIDDLER. OLD Orpheus played so well, he moved Old Nick, ON A COMPANY OF BAD DANCERS. How ill the motion with the music suits! GEORGE JEFFREYS, Fellow of Trinity College, Cambridge, 1754. ON A MUSICIAN AND DANCING MASTER, WHO DECAMPED WITH CASH SUBSCRIBED FOR A MUSICAL PUBLICATION. His time was fleet, his touch was fleet; Alike alert with hands and feet, Where lies the wonder of the case? Yet while we blame his hasty flight, SATIRICAL. TOPOGRAPHICAL. ON THE BANKS AND PAPER CREDIT OF SCOTLAND. To tell why banks thus in Scotland obtain, Where there's plenty of rags, you'll have plenty of paper. A TRUE SCOT. AN IMPROMPTU ON AN APPLE BEING THROWN AT MR. COOKE WHILST SOME envious Scot, you say, the apple threw, SCOTLAND. HAD Cain been Scot, God would have changed his doom- NO REDEEMING VIRTUE. "PRAY does it always rain in this foul place? Cries Boniface, with some grimace, "Sometimes it snows." *Without these lines from the "Rebel Scot" of John Cleiveland, a book of Epigrams would be incomplete. He that is offended at them must be irritable indeed.-EDITOR OF SELECT EPIGRAMS, 1797. |