ON THE DEATH OF DR. EVANS, OF KNIGHTSBRIDGE. EVANS, of worm-destroying note, With little folks who breed 'em,- MOTHER'S MILK. WRITTEN BY THE LATE DR. WALCOTT, ON BEING ADVISED BY AND, Doctor, do you really think, "Twould quite remove my cough, you say; It cured yourself;-I grant that's true;- THREE ENEMIES. FROM THE SPANISH. THREE enemies: the flesh, the world, the devil, NATURE AND ART. FROM THE FRENCH. NATURE and sickness fight,- -a man the prize; PARSON versus PHYSICIAN. How D.D. swaggers-M.D. rolls! While M.D. takes the care of bodies. LAW AND PHYSIC. IF mortals would, as nature dictates, live, J. OWEN. ON A COXCOMBICAL PHYSICIAN. WHEN Florio for the sickly fair indites, 66 ON EMPLOYING TWO DOCTORS. ONE doctor single, like the sculler plies, JEKYLL. ON AN APOTHECARY TURNED BREWER. WITH titles how are some men blessed, Even thou canst boast of twain: A fool before in drugs confessed, And now a knave in grain! POPE'S LAST HOURS. DURING Pope's last illness, his two physicians, Dr. Barton and Dr. Thomson, had an altercation. The former charged Dr. Thomson with having hastened the poet's death by the violent purges he had prescribed,- -a crimination which Dr. Thomson retorted. Pope at length silenced them by saying," Gentlemen, I only learn by your discourse that I am in a very dangerous way; all therefore I have now to ask is that, after my death, the following may be added to the next edition of the Dunciad, by way of postscript: DUNCES, rejoice, forgive all censures past; The greatest dunce has killed your foe at last. Others say these lines were written by Dr. Barton, and were the occasion of the following epigram by a friend of Dr. Thomson: As physic and verse both to Phoebus belong, ON QUACKS. WHEN quacks, as quacks may, by good luck, to be sure, In the prints of the day, with due pomp and parade, All this is quite just, and no mortal can blame it; If they save a man's life, they've a right to proclaim it : THE REV. SAMUEL BISHOP, Head Master of Merchant Taylors' School. TO SIR R. BLACKMORE. I CHARGE thee, Knight, in great Apollo's name, Both are too much, one feeble brain to rack; THE PRESCRIPTION. FROM THE FRENCH OF LA MARTINIERE. WOULD you wish to get well without failing, Of I know not what ill, which, I know not for why, For this fortnight has made you look feeble and ailing? I prescribe you to buy, How much I can't say, of a root I know not, To mix, of I know not what simples, a potion; Pound, I know not what herbs, and of them make a lotion. Which, applied piping hot, Will, for aught that I know, Make you eat, drink, and sleep, as a fortnight ago: But this I can venture for certain to say, Half the doctors in London prescribe the same way. ON MEDICAL MEN. THE following epigram is the production of a physician of the "olden time," by name Guricus Cordus. TRES medicus facies habet :-unam quando rogatur, THREE faces wears the doctor-when first sought, THE DOCTOR'S COAT OF ARMS. Three ducks, suppose; white, grey, or black; DE SANITATE ET MEDICO. HEALTH is a jewel, true, which when we buy, SATIRICAL. FORENSIC. MS., 17th Century. THE SEVEN GOOD THINGS REQUISITE BEFORE GOING TO LAW. DEAR TOM, take advice, nor commit a faux pas; Your jury, besides, must be good and not packed, LORD ADVOCATE. * HE clenched his pamphlets in his fist, Till in a declamation mist, He gaped for't, he graspèd for't, He found it was awa', man; But what his common sense came short, He eked out, wi' law, man. *Extempore in the Court of Session. |