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tricians. They arrogate to themselves honours on account of the exploits done by their forefathers, whilst they will not allow me the due praise for performing the very same sort of actions in my own person. He has no statues, they cry, of his family. He can trace no venerable line of ancesWhat then? Is it matter of more praise to disgrace one's illustrious ancestors, than to become illustrious by one's own good behaviour?

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17. What if I can show no statues of my family? I can show the standards, the armour and the trappings which I I have myself taken from the vanquished: I can show the scars of those wounds, which I have received by facing the enemies of my country. These are my statues. These are the honours I boast of; not left me by inheritance, as theirs; but earned by toil, by abstinence, by valour; amidst clouds of dust and seas of blood; scenes of action, where those effeminate Patricians, who endeavour by indirect means to depreciate me in your esteem, have never dared to show their faces. LXV. A DIALOGUE, written in the year 1776, by MR. ANDRUS, of Yale College, since deceased.

Blithe.

How now, Mr. Hunks, have you settled the

controversy with Mr. Baxter ?

Hunks. Yes, to a fraction, upon condition that he would pay me six per cent. upon all his notes and bonds, from the date until they were discharged.

Blithe. Then it seems you have brought him to your own

terms.

Hunks. Indeed I have; I would settle with him upon no other. Men now a days think it a dreadful hardship to pay a little interest; and will quibble a thousand ways to fool a body out of his just property. But I have grown too old to be cheated in that manner. I take care to secure the interest as well as the principal. And to prevent any difficulty, I take new notes every year, and carefully exact interest upon interest, and add it to the principal.

Blithe. You don't exact interest upon interest! this looks a little like extortion.

Hunks. Extortion! I have already lost more than five hundred pounds, by a number of rascally bankrupts. I won't trust a farthing of my money without interest upon interest. Blithe. I see I must humour his foible, there's no other way to deal with him.-[Aside.

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Hunks. There's no security in men's obligations, in these times, and if I've a sum of money in the hands of those we call good chaps, I'm more plagu'd to get it than 'tis all worth. They would be glad to turn me off with mere rubbish, if they could. I'd rather keep my money in my own chest, than let it out for such small interest as I have for it.

Blithe. There's something, I confess, in your observations. We never know when we are secure unless we have our property in our chests or in lands.

Hunks. That's true-I'd rather have my property in lands at three per cent. than in the hands of the best man in this town at six-it is a fact. Lands will grow higher when the wars are over.

Blithe. You're entirely right. I believe if I'd as much money as you, I should be of the same mind.

Hunks. That's a good disposition. We must all learn to take care of ourselves these hard times. But I wonder how it happens that your disposition is so different from your son's he's extremely wild and profuse I should think it was not possible for you, with all your prudence and dexterity to get money as fast as he would spend it.

Blithe. Oh! he's young and airy; we must make allowances for such things; we used to do so ourselves when we were young men.

Hunks. No, you are mistaken; I never wore a neckcloth nor a pair of shoe-buckles, on a week day, in my life. But this is now become necessary among the lowest ranks of people.

Blithe. You have been very singular; there are few men in our age that have been so frugal and saving as you have. But we must all endeavour to conform ourselves a little to the cus toms of the times. My son is not more extravagant than other young people of his age. He loves to drink a glass of wine sometimes, with his companions, and to appear pretty gaily drest; but this is only what is natural and customary for every one. I understand he has formed some connexion with your eldest daughter, and I should be fond of the alliance, if I could gain your approbation in the matter. Hunks. The customs of the times will undo us all there's no living in this prodigal age. The young people must have their bottles, their tavern dinners, and dice, while the old ones are made perfect drudges to support their luxury,

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Blithe. Our families, sir, without doubt, would be very happy in such a connection, if you would grant your consent.

Hunks. I lose all patience when I see the young beaux and fops, strutting about the streets in their laced coats and ruffled shirts, and a thousand other extravagant articles of expense.

Blithe. Sir, I should be very glad if you would turn your attention to the question I proposed.

Hunks. There's one half of these coxcomical spendthrifts that can't pay their taxes, and yet they are constantly running in debt, and their prodigality must be supported by poor, honest, labouring men.

Blithe. This is insufferable; I'm vexed at the old fellow's impertinence-[Aside.

Hunks. The world has got to a strange pass, a very strange pass indeed; there's no distinguishing a poor man from a rich one, but only by his extravagant dress, and supercilious behaviour.

Blithe. I abhor to see a man all mouth and no ears.

Hunks. All mouth and no ears! Do you mean to insult me to my face?

Blithe. I ask your pardon, sir; but I have been talking to you this hour, and you have paid me no attention.

Hunks. Well, and what is this mighty affair upon which you want my opinion.

Blithe. It is something you have paid very little attention to, it seems; I am willing to be heard in my turn as well as you. I was telling you that my son had entered into a treaty of marriage with your eldest daughter, and I desire your consent in the matter.

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Hunks. A treaty of marriage! why did'nt she ask my li berty before she attempted any such thing! A treaty of marriage! I won't hear a word of it!

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Blithe. The young couple are very fond of each other, and may perhaps be ruin'd if you cross their inclinations. Hunks. Then let them be ruin'd, I'll have my daughter to know she shall make no treaties without my consent. Blithe. She's of the same mind; that's what she wants now. Hunks. But you say the treaty is already made; however, I'll make it over again.

Blithe. Well, sir, the stronger the better.

Hunks. But I mean to make it void.

Blithe. I want no trifling in the matter; the subject is not

of a trifling nature. I expect you will give me a direct answer one way or the other.

Hunks. If that's what you desire, I can tell you at once, I have two very strong objections against the proposal; one is, I dislike your son; and the other is I have determined upon another match for my daughter.

Blithe. Why do you dislike my son, pray?

Hunks. O he's like the rest of mankind, running on in this extravagant way of living. My estate was earned too hard to be trifled away in such a manner.

Blithe. Extravagant! I'm sure he is very far from deserving that character. 'Tis true, he appears genteel and fashionable among people, but he's in good business, and above board, and that's sufficient for any man.

Hunks. Tis fashionable, I suppose, to powder and curl at the barber's an hour or two before he visits his mistress : to pay six pence or eight pence for brushing his boots; to drink a glass of wine at every tavern; to dine upon fowls drest in the richest manner; and he must dirty two or three ruffled shirts in the journey. This is your genteel fashionable way, is it?

Blithe. Indeed, sir, it is a matter of importance to appear decently at such a time if ever. Would you have him go as you used to do, upon the same business, dressed in a long ill shapen coat, a greasy pair of breeches, and a flap'd hat; with your oats in one side of your sad le bags, and your dinner in the other? This would make an odd appearance in the present age.

Hunks. A fig for the appearance, so long as I gain'd my point, and saved my money, and consequently my credit.The coat you mention is the same I have on now. 'Tis not so very long as you would represent it to be-(Measuring the skirts by one leg.) See, it comes just below the calf. This is the coat that my father was married in, and I after him. It has been in the fashion five times since it was new, and never was altered, and 'tis a pretty good coat yet.

Blithe. You've a wonderful faculty of saving your money and credit, and keeping in the fashion at the same time. I suppose you mean by saving your credit, that money and credit are inseparably connected.

Hunks. Yes, that they are, he that has the one need not fear the loss of the other. For this reason, I can't consent

to your son's proposal; he is too much of a spendthrift to merit my approbation.

Blithe. If you call him a spendthrift for his generosity, I desire he may never merit your approbation. A reputation that's gained by saving money in the manner you have mentioned, is at best but a despicable character.

Hunks. Do you mean to call my character despicable? Blithe. We won't quarrel about the name, since you are so well contented with the thing.

Hunks. You're welcome to your opinion; I would not give a fiddle-stick's end for your good or ill will; my ideas of reputation are entirely different from your's or your son's, which are just the same; for I find you justify him in all his conduct. But as I have determined upon another matchi for my daughter, I shan't trouble myself about his beha viour.

Blithe. But perhaps your proposed match will be equally disagreeable.

Hunks. No, I've no apprehension of that. He's a person of a fine genius and an excellent character.

Blithe. Sir, I desire to know who this person is, that has such a genius and character, and is so agreeable to your

taste.

Hunks. 'Tis my young cousin Griffin. He's heir to a great estate you know. He discovered a surprising genius almost as soon as he was born. When he was a very child, he made him a box, with one small hole in it, into which he could just crowd his money, and could not get it out again without breaking his box; by which means he made a continual addition till he filled it, and

Blithe. Enough! enough! I've a sufficient idea of his character without hearing another word. But are you sure you shall obtain this excellent match for your daughter?

Hunks. Oh, I am certain on't, I assure you, and my utmost wishes are gratified with the prospect. He has a large patrimony, lying between two excellent farms of mine, which are at least worth two thousand pounds. These I've given to my daughter; and have ordered her uncle to take the deeds into his own hands, and deliver them to her on the day of her marriage.

Blithe. Then it seems you've almost accomplished the business. But have you got the consent of the young gentleman in the affair?

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