Sebastian. Antonio, Foul weather? Very foul. Gonzalo. Had I plantation of this isle, my lord, Antonio. He'd sow't with nettle-seed. Sebastian. Or docks, or mallows. Gonzalo. And were the king on't, what would I do? Sebastian. Scape being drunk, for want of wine. Gonzalo. I' th' commonwealth I would by contraries Execute all things; for no kind of traffic Would I admit ; no name of magistrate; Letters should not be known; riches, poverty, And use of service, none; contract, succession, Bourn, bound of land, tilth, vineyard, none; No use of metal, corn, or wine, or oil; No occupation; all men idle, all; And women too, but innocent and pure; No sovereignty ; Sebastian. Yet he would be king on't. Antonio. The latter end of his commonwealth forgets the beginning. Gonzalo. All things in common nature should produce Without sweat or endeavour: treason, felony, Sword, pike, knife, gun, or need of any engine, Would I not have; but nature should bring forth, To feed my innocent people. Sebastian. No marrying 'mong his subjects? Antonio. None, man; all idle; whores and knaves. Gonzalo. I would with such perfection govern, sir, T'excel the golden age. Sebastian. Save his majesty ! Antonio. Long live Gonzalo ! And, do you mark me, sir?— Alonso. Prithee, no more: thou dost talk nothing to me. Gonzalo. I do well believe your highness; and did it to minister occasion to these gentlemen, who are of such sensible and nimble lungs that they always use to laugh at nothing. Antonio. 'Twas you we laugh'd at. Gonzalo. Who, in this kind of merry fooling, am nothing to you so you may continue, and laugh at nothing still. Antonio. What a blow was there given ! Sebastian. An it had not fallen flat-long. Gonzalo. You are gentlemen of brave mettle: you would lift the moon out of her sphere, if she would continue in it five weeks without changing. Enter ARIEL (invisible) playing solemn music. Sebastian. We would so, and then go a bat-fowling. Antonio. Nay, good my lord, be not angry. Gonzalo. No, I warrant you; I will not adventure my discretion so weakly. Will you laugh me asleep, for I am very heavy? Antonio. Go sleep, and hear us. [All sleep except Alonso, Sebastian, and Antonio. Alonso. What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts: I find They are inclin'd to do so. Sebastian. Please you, sir, Sebastian. What a strange drowsiness possesses them! Antonio. It is the quality o' th' climate. Sebastian. Why Doth it not then our eyelids sink? I find not Antonio. Nor I; my spirits are nimble. They fell together all, as by consent; They dropp'd, as by a thunder-stroke. What might, What thou shouldst be: th' occasion speaks thee, and Dropping upon thy head. Sebastian. What, art thou waking? Antonio. Do you not hear me speak? I do; and surely It is a sleepy language, and thou speak'st With eyes wide open; standing, speaking, moving, Thou let'st thy fortune sleep-die, rather; wink'st Sebastian. Thou dost snore distinctly; There's meaning in thy snores. Antonio. I am more serious than my custom: you Must be so too, if heed me; which to do, If you but knew how you the purpose cherish Whiles thus you mock it! how, in stripping it, You more invest it! Ebbing men indeed Most often do so near the bottom run Sebastian. Prithee, say on: The setting of thine eye and cheek proclaim Antonio. Thus, sir: Although this lord of weak remembrance,—this, When he is earth'd,-hath here almost persuaded,→ Professes to persuade,—the king his son's alive, 'Tis as impossible that he's undrown'd, As he that sleeps here swims. Sebastian. That he's undrown'd. Antonio. I have no hope O, out of that no hope is What great hope have you! no hope that way Sebastian. Will you grant with me Who's the next heir of Naples ? Sebastian. Antonio. She that is Queen of Tunis; she that dwells The man i' th' moon's too slow,-till new-born chins We all were sea-swallow'd, though some cast again; Whereof what's past is prologue; what to come, Sebastian. What stuff is this! How say you? 'Tis true, my brother's daughter's Queen of Tunis; So is she heir of Naples; 'twixt which regions There is some space. cubit Antonio. As this Gonzalo: I myself could make A chough of as deep chat. O, that you bore And look how well my garments sit upon me; Sebastian. But, for your conscience— Antonio. Ay, sir; where lies that? If 'twere a kibe, 'Twould put me to my slipper; but I feel not This deity in my bosom. Twenty consciences, If he were that which now he's like,—that's dead; |