Haft. I know my remedy, I must go fetch the And, with a low fubmiffive reverence, thirdborough I. [Exit. Say,What is it your honour will command ? Sly. Third, fourth, or fifth borough, I'll anfwer Let one attend him with a filver bason, him by law: I'll not budge an inch, boy; let him Full of rofe-water, and beftrew'd with flowers; come, and kindly. [Falls afleep. Another bear the ewer, the third a diaper, Wind borns. Enter a Lord from hunting, with a train. And fay,Will 't please your lordship cool Lord. Huntfman, I charge thee, tender well my your hands? hounds: Brach 2 Merriman,-the poor cur is imbost 3- Lord. Thou art a fool; if Eccho were as fleet, Hun. I will, my lord. Lod. What's here? one dead, or drunk? See, doth he breathe? Some one be ready with a coftly fuit, 1 Han. My lord, I warrant you, we'll play our part, Lord. Take him up gently, and to bed with him; 2 Hun. He breathes, my lord: Were he not Belike, fome noble gentleman, that means, warm'd with ale, This were a bed but cold to fleep fo foundly. Lord. O monftrous beaft! how like a fwine he lies! Grim death, how foul and loathfome is thine image! Sirs, I will practife on this drunken man. What think you, if he were convey'd to bed, 1 Hun. Believe me, lord, I think he cannot chufe. Lerd. Even as a flattering dream, or worthless Then take him.up, and manage well the jeft:- And if he chance to speak, be ready straight, .. [Exit Seruant, Travelling fome journey, to repofe him here.Re-enter a Servant. How now? who is it? Ser. An't please your honour, players, Enter Players. Now, fellows, you are welcome. Lord. Do you intend to ftay with me to-night? Lord. With all my heart. This fellow I re Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest fon;--- Sinckio. I think, 'twas Soto that your honour means. Lord. 'Tis very true;-thou didst it excellent.- king is bufy? Hiero. Oh, is he fo? King. Who is he that interrupts our bufinefs? Hiero. Not 1: "Hieronymo, beware; go by, go by." So Sly here, not caring to be dunn'd by the Hoftefs, cries to her in effect, "Don't be trouble fome, don't interrupt me, go by " The thirdborough of ancient times was an officer fimilar to the prefent conftable. 2 Mr. Edwards explains Brach to fig nify a hound in general; while Mr. Steevens thinks it to have been a particular fort of hound: and Mr. Tollet obferves, that bracke originally meant a bitch; and adds, from Ulitius, that "bitches having a fu"perior fagacity of nofe; hence, perhaps, any hound withe minent quicknefs of fcent, whether dog or "bitch, was called brache, for the term brache is fometimes applied to males. Our ancestors hunted "much with the large fouthern hounds, and had in every pack a couple of dogs peculiarly good and "cunning to find game, or recover the fcent. To this cuftom Shakspeare feems to allude, by 44 naming tao braches, which, in my opinion, are beagles; and this difcriminates brache from the ym, a blo d-hound mentioned together with it, in the tragedy of King Lear." 3 Imboft is a term in hunting. When a dog is trained with hard running (efpecially upon hard ground) he will have his knees fwelled, and then he is faid to be emboss'd; from the French word be, fignifying a Lumour. 4 Meaning, with moderation. There There is a lord will hear you play to-night: Play. Fear not, my lord; we can contain ourselves, Were he the verieft antick in the world. Lord. Go, firrah, take them to the buttery, And give them friendly welcome every one; Let them want nothing that my houfe affords.— [Exit one with the Players. Sirrah, go you to Bartholomew my page, And fee him drefs'd in all fuits like a lady: That done, conduct him to the drunkard's chamber, And call him-madam, do him obeisance. Tell him from me, (as he will win my love) He bear himself with honourable action, Such as he hath observ'd in noble ladies Unto their lords, by them accomplished: Such duty to the drunkard let him do, With foft low tongue, and lowly courtesy; And fay, What is 't your honour will command, Wherein your lady, and your humble wife, May thew her duty, and make known her love? And then with kind embracements, tempting And with declining head into his bofom,- [kiffes, Bid him shed tears, as being over-joy'd To fee her noble lord reftor'd to health, Who for twice feven years hath esteemed him No better than a poor and loathfome beggar: And if the boy have not a woman's gift, To rain a fhower of commanded tears, A1 onion will do well for fuch a shift; Which in a napkin being close convey'd, Shall in defpight enforce a watry eye. See this difpatch'd with all the hafte thou canft; Anon I'll give thee more inftructions. [Ex. Ser. I know, the boy will well ufurp the grace, Sly. I am Chriftopher Sly ;-cal! not me-ho nour, nor lordship: I ne'er drank fack in my life; and if you give me any conferves, give me conferves of beef: Ne'er afk me what raiment I'll wear; for I have no more doublets than backs, no more ftockings than legs, nor no more shoes than feet; nay, fometimes, more feet than fhoes, or such shoes as my toes look through the overleather. Lord. Heaven ceafe this idle humour in your honour! Oh, that a mighty man, of fuch descent, Sly. What, would you make me mad? Am not I Chriftopher Sly, old Sly's fon of Burtonheath: by birth a pedlar, by education a cardmaker, by tranfmutation a bear-herd, and now by prefent profeffion a tinker? Afk Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot, if the know me not: if the fay I am not fourteen-pence on the fcore for fheer ale, fcore me up for the lying'ft knave in Christendom. What, I am not betraught: Here's➖➖ 1 Man. Oh, this it is that makes your lady [droop. mourn. 2 Man. Oh, this it is that makes your fervants Lord. Hence comes it that your kindred thun your houfe, As beaten hence by your ftrange lunacy. Wilt thou have mufick? hark! Apollo plays, [Mujick. And twenty caged nightingales do fing: 1 Man. Say, thou wilt courfe; thy greyhounds As breathed itags, ay, fleeter than the roe. 2 Man. Doft thou love pictures ? we will fetch Adonis, painted by a running brook; Lord. We'll fhew thee lo, as the was a maid; fwood; 3 Man. Or Daphne, roaming through a thorny Scratching her legs, that one fhall (wear the bleeds: * Perhaps we ought to read, diftraught, i. e. diftrated. And And at that fight fhall fad Apollo weep, Than any woman in this waining age. 1 Man. And, 'till the tears, that the hath shed Like envious floods, o'er-ran her lovely face, Sly. Am I a lord? and have I fuch a lady? 2 Man. Will't please your mightiness to wash your hands? Oh, how we joy to fee your wit reftor'd! nap. But did I never fpeak of all that time? I Man. Oh, yes, my lord; but very idle words :For though you lay here in this goodly chamber, Yet would you say, ye were beaten out of door; And rail upon the hoftefs of the houfe; And fay you would prefent her at the leet, Because the brought ftone-jugs, and no fear'd quarts: Sometimes you would call out for Cicely Hacket. Sly. Ay, the woman's maid of the house. Lady. Here, noble lord; What is thy will with her? Sly. Are you my wife, and will not call me→ husband? My men fhould call me-lord, I am your good-man. Lady. My husband and my lord, my lord and husband; I am your wife in all obedience. Sly. I know it well :-What must I call her? Lord. Madam. [ladies. Sly. Alce madam, or Joan madam? Above fome fifteen years and more. Lady. Ay, and the time seems thirty unto me; Being all this time abandon'd from your bed. Sly. 'Tis much;-Servants, leave me and her alone. Madam, undrefs you, and come now to-bed. Lady. Thrice noble lord, let me intreat of you, To pardon me yet for a night or two; Or, if not fo, until the fun be fet: For your phyficians have exprefsly charg'd, In peril to incur your former malady, That I fhould yet abfent me from your bed: I hope this reafon ftands for my excufe. Sly. Ay, it stands fo, that I may hardly tarry fo long. But I would be loth to fall into my dreams again; I will therefore tarry, in defpight of the flesh and the blood. 3 Man. Why, fir, you know no house, nor no Seeing too much sadness hath congeal'd your blood, fuch maid; Nor no fuch men, as you have reckon'd up,-- Sly. Now, Lord be thanked for my good amends! Sly. I thank thee; thou shalt not lose by it. lady, with attendants. Enter the Page, as a Lady. How fares my noble lord? [enough. And melancholy is the nurfe of phrenzy, Therefore, they thought it good you hear a play, And frame your mind to mirth and merriment, Which bars a thousand harms, and lengthens life. Sly. Marry I will; let them play it: Is not a commonty 3 a Christmas gambol, or a tumbling trick? Lady. No, my good lord, it is more pleasing stuff. Sly. Well, we'll fee it: Come, madam wife, Sly. Marry, I fare well; for here is cheer fit by my fide, and let the world flip; we shall Where is my wife? ne'er be younger. 2 Greece feems here to be no more than a 1 Meaning, the Court leet, or courts of the manor. quibble or pun (of which our author was remarkably fond) upon greafe; when the expreflion will only imply that John Naps was a fat man, 3 Commonly is here probably put for comedy. ACT ACTI. To fee fair Padua, nursery of arts,— A merchant of great traffick through the world, Glad that you thus continue your refolve, Luc. Gramercies, Tranio, well doft thou advife. : For how I firmly am refolv'd you know; Kath. I pray you, fir, is it your will To make a ftale of me amongst thefe mates? Unless you were of gentler, milder mould. Kath. I' faith, fir, you thall never need to fear; Hor. From all fuch devils, good Lord, deliver us! Tra. Huh, mafter! here is fome good pastime That wench is stark mad, or wonderful froward. [fill. Tra. Well faid, mafter; mum! and gaze your Bap. Gentlemen, that I may foon make good Kath. A pretty peat! 'tis beft Put finger in the eye,-an fhe knew why. fpeak. Luc. Hark, Tranio! thou may'st hear Minerva Gre. Why, will you mew her up, And make her bear the penance of her tongue! To mine own children in good bringing-up; 1 Perhaps we ought to read, ingenuous. 2 i. e. Vincentio's fon. 3 i. e. will I apply to. 4 The correct Italian words are, "Mi perdonite." 5 Meaning his rules. 6 Peat, or pet, is a word of endearment, from petit, little. 7 i. e. fo fingular. Cunning here retains its original fignification of knowing, learned; in which fenfe it is ufed in the tranflation of the Bible. And That art to me as fecret, and as dear, And fo farewel. Katharina, you may stay; [Exit. Counfel me, Tranio, for I know thou canst; Gre. You may go to the devil's dam; your gifts If love have touch'd2 you, nought remains but so, Luc. Gramercies, lad; go forward: this con- 1 Hor. So will 1, fignior Gremio: But a word, I pray. Though the nature of our quarrel never yet brook'd parle, know now, upon advice, it touch-That made great Jove to humble him to her hand, When with his knees he kiss'd the Cretan ihand. Tra. Saw you no more? mark'd you not, how her filter eth us both, that we may yet again have access to our fair mistress, and be happy rivals in Bianca's love, to labour and effect one thing 'fpecially. Gre. What's that, I pray? Began to fcold; and raise up such a storm, Hor. Marry, fir, to get a husband for her fifter. That mortal ears mig'it hardly endure the din? Gre. A hufband! a devil. Hor. I fay, a husband. Gre. I fay, a devil: Think'ft thou, Hortenfio, though her father be very rich, any man is fo very a fool to be married to hell? Luc. Tranio, I faw her coral lips to move, And with her breath fhe did perfume the air; Sacred, and iweet, was all I faw in her. Tra. Nay then, 'tis time to ftir him from his trance. ftands: Hor. Tah, Gremio! though it pafs your pa-I pray, awake, fir; If you love the maid, tience, and mine, to endure her loud alarums, why, Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her. Thus it man, there be good fellows in the world, an a man could light on them, would take her with all her faults, and money enough. Gre. I cannot tell: but I had as lief take her dowry with this condition,-to be whipp'd at the high crois every morning. Hor. 'Faith, as you fay, there's fmall choice in rotten apples. But, come; fince this bar in law makes us friends, it fhall be fo far forth friendly maintain'd, till by helping Baptifta's eldeft dang}-| ter to a husband, we fet his youngeft free for a hufband, and then have to't afreth.-Sweet Bianca !---Happy man be his dole1! He that runs fafteft, gets the ring. How fay you, fignior Gremio ? Gre. I am agreed: and 'would I had given him the best horse in Padua to begin his wooing, that would thoroughly woo her, wed her, and bed her, and rid the house of her. Come on. [Exeunt Gremio and Hortenfio. Luc. Oh, Tranio, till I found it to be true, Her eldeft fitter is fo curft and fhrewd, Luc. Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he! Tia. Matter, for my hand, Tra. You will be schoolmafter, Luc. It is: May it be done? Tra. Not ponible; For who fhall bear your part, Luc. Bafta 4; content thee; for I have it full. I A proverbial expreffion. Dele originally meant, the provifion given away at the doors of great men's houses. 2 That is, taken you in his toils, his nets; alluding to the captus eft, habet, of Lilly. 3 Europa, to poffefs whom Jupiter is fabled to have transformed himlelf into a bull. 4 An Italian and Spanish word, fignifying, enough. 5 Port means figure, Jhow, appearance. |