THE FINNER PUMP MAREK

POLITICAL RECANTATION
Or The WEEKLY PROCLAMTIU' of the

BELLMANI Spoken by CHARLES FOX
O YEZ! O YEZ! O VEZ! O YEZI O YEZ!

Im now as you see me, your Warhips and Glory,
The PENITEXT PUMP-MAKER OF SHOREDITCH

before ye 1
I'm forry the bubbub I cus'fou a to days
Take fuch a fad rurn and to the wrong ways
Confind for a YEAR with S RUNDRED Pound fin
Has made my new-angla Sinions decling
My Politics now I renounce all and
I'm fute I was foolih, I believe I was mad.
Ahme! thou TOM PAINE, I hope thou wilt twing,
Or could I but use thee as I meant the KINGS
Then I sharpen the AXE with an Edze like a Razor,
And utter my Vidis as great as a Char!
So I think the best way to atone for the Thing
Isto take up the O fice of Bellman and ring:
The ONSTITUTIONAL MAG, and WONDER-

FUL roo,
Are the best of this Seafon I can bring to your sides,
For therein the Doctrine of FREUDONI 1. Found,
Well brew'd and well hoppd like old beer that is found
Diffung fuch Health and Fuch Spirits throughout
As make our coantry remarkably ftout.
And as Liquor untenu'd fill Sunline defies,
As well as the Thunder that rolls in the skies
So those in whom FREEDOM and loyalty's fayda
By Bribes are unwon and by Threar undirmay
True to their Country, Jet It swim, pak, or thrive,
They'd sooner than change, I am fure burn alive
But like four Small Beer Fiti sea inclines,
The exotic notions bred in Foreign Winers
This stopp d op in veel too weak at the Head,
Has foreld its way out and tunk as it fed
But true freedom never mifelievoudy fies,
Th' afpiting local warm as they tile
For Freedom alike on altequally Smiles,
On the Lord at St. James as she Stuer at St Giles
But EQUALITY puff d up too lately we find,
is nothing but water bewiter wih the wind,
And fuch is the Frenchmen's free-thinking Liquor,
Thorxhing at firit fecard clearer or quicker,
Bat truc British Liberty, ifrong, found and clear;
We may juftly compare in our fout English Beer;
The honen old Farmer and Ploughman fo hale,
Scorns all other Liquor but chair cwn dative ale,
Well pleas'd with his state his Pot he takes to
And orisk to his KING, with an o'erflowin) Cup.
Naw ba I but ftuct to the bo:ing of Pipes.
And digging of Well I had ne'er had the dipes.
Which thele dama d French breyinga hd Bird in my

bawels
When at Hatency I call'd ap Hada, Stacles, and Trowels,
So now my good Maffers buy this Magazine,
It is ite bei allure yod, I ever have feen
And the moft I can do to store for my faul,
Is ro caufe that some Hundreds more of thern be bought
And God blefs us :!l while la prsilea fias
Down the Foes of Old England, up the Frend of the King

. DING DONG INGONIG
London! Pared for the PROPRIETORS. Sold by ALEX, HOGG, at the king's at the iki aria

( 16, a Paterpofter-Row, und may be had of all Booksellers and Newmen ia Enewmen i maml

JEMELJA or E MELKA PUGATS CHEW. A Rebel in Rufoia under the assumed name of Czar Peter M, in the Government of Oldenburgh: His Rebellion commenced about The End the Year1773: He was apprehended at the Conclusion of the years 1774,8 carried in an fron lage to Moscow;where he was

Grecuted the 21 :dayol January 1775.

T HE

Wonderful Magazine;

OR,

NEW REPOSITORY OF WONDERS.

No. 37.

An extraordinary Sermon having appeared, entitled Conta jugal Love and Duty: A Discourse upon Heb. iit. 4 Preached at St. Ann's, in Dublin. by Dr. Brett. With a Dedication to the Rt. Han. Lady Caroline Russel, asserting the Prerogative of Beauty, and vindicating the Privileges of the Fair Sex; an Extract or two from the Dedication, and the Sermon itself being we prefume a Curiosity, will not

be disagreeable to our Readers. “ N A DAM, there is an Italian proverb, which fays,

Vl that handsome girls are born married: The meaning whereof is not what hath been vulgarly fuppofed, that marriages are made in heaven : But, that such is the power of beauty over the human heart, that when they will they may. This being so, the intimation to your ladyíhip, is to look out, and provide for a change of condition: To remain fingle, will not be long in your power, for beauty that strikes every eye, will neceffarily charm many hearts: Natàre ordained its univerfal fway, and the corruptions of nature, multiplied as they have been through a series of 5000 years, have even yet been able to give it but one rival: in the humat heart (I speak it to their shame) temples have been erected to the God of wealth : Many fair victims have we seen too bleeding at his altars; and, what is worke, the very hand now writing to your ladyship, hath fometimes been the facrificer. What therefore you have to learn, is only to chuse with difcretion; to maintain with dignity the profered fovereignty which contending suppliants will intreat you to accept."

« All the great heroes, the most renowned in their genée tations, the feripture worthies in particular, have had their Dam lilahs, to whose bewitching charms they have one and all yielded: Reluctantly fome, and fondly others: These proving their wisdom, and those their folly, fince there is no enchante Vol. IV. No. 27.