But 'tis the talent of our English nation,
Still to be plotting some new reformation :
And few years hence, if anarchy goes on,
Jack Presbyter shall here erect his throne,
Knock out a tub with preaching once a day,
And every prayer be longer than a play.
Then all heathen wits shall go to pot,

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For disbelieving of a Popish plot:

Your poets shall be used like infidels,

And worst, the author of the Oxford bells:

Nor should we 'scape the sentence, to depart,
Even in our first original, a cart.

No zealous brother there would want a stone.
To maul us cardinals, and pelt Pope Joan :
Religion, learning, wit, would be suppress'd-
Rags of the whore, and trappings of the beast:
Scot, Suarez, Tom of Aquin, must go down,
As chief supporters of the triple crown;
And Aristotle's for destruction ripe;
Some say he call'd the soul an organ-pipe,
Which by some little help of derivation,
Shall then be proved a pipe of inspiration.

XXVII.

PROLOGUE TO "THE LOYAL GENERAL;

BY MR TATE, 1680.

IF yet there be a few that take delight

In that which reasonable men should write;

To them alone we dedicate this night.

The rest may satisfy their curious itch
With city-gazettes, or some factious speech,
Or whate'er libel, for the public good,
Stirs up the shrove-tide crew to fire and blood.
Remove your benches, you apostate pit,
And take, above, twelve pennyworth of wit;
Go back to your dear dancing on the rope,
Or see, what's worse, the Devil and the Pope.
The plays that take on our corrupted stage,
Methinks, resemble the distracted age;
Noise, madness, all unreasonable things,
That strike at sense, as rebels do at kings.
The style of forty-one our poets write,
And you are grown to judge like forty-eight.1
Such censures our mistaking audience make,
That 'tis almost grown scandalous to take.
They talk of fevers that infect the brains;
But nonsense is the new disease that reigns.
Weak stomachs, with a long disease oppress'd,
Cannot the cordials of strong wit digest.
Therefore thin nourishment of farce ye choose,
Decoctions of a barley-water Muse:

A meal of tragedy would make ye sick,

Unless it were a very tender chick.

Some scenes in sippets would be worth our time;

Those would go down; some love that's poach'd in rhyme :

If these should fail

We must lie down, and, after all our cost,

Keep holiday, like watermen in frost ;

While you turn players on the world's great stage,

And act yourselves the farce of your own age.

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1 'Forty-one, forty-eight:' referring to the Puritan era, which some were then seeking to revive.

XXVIII.

PROLOGUE TO THE UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD,

1681.

THE famed Italian Muse, whose rhymes advance
Orlando and the Paladins of France,

Records, that, when our wit and sense is flown,
'Tis lodged within the circle of the moon,
In earthen jars, which one, who thither soar'd,
Set to his nose, snuff'd up, and was restored.
Whate'er the story be, the moral's true;
The wit we lost in town, we find in you.
Our poets their fled parts may draw from hence,
And fill their windy heads with sober sense.
When London votes with Southwark's disagree,
Here may they find their long-lost loyalty.
Here busy senates, to the old cause inclined,
May snuff the votes their fellows left behind:
Your country neighbours, when their grain grows dear,
May come, and find their last provision here:
Whereas we cannot much lament our loss,

Who neither carried back, nor brought one cross.
We look'd what representatives would bring;
But they help'd us, just as they did the king.
Yet we despair not; for we now lay forth

The Sibyl's books to those who know their worth ;
And though the first was sacrificed before,
These volumes doubly will the price restore.
Our poet bade us hope this grace to find,
To whom by long prescription you are kind.

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''Prologue:' spoken during the sitting of Parliament there. See

Macaulay's History.

He whose undaunted Muse, with loyal rage,
Has never spared the vices of the age,

Here finding nothing that his spleen can raise,
Is forced to turn his satire into praise.

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XXIX.

PROLOGUE TO HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS,

UPON HIS FIRST APPEARANCE AT THE DUKE'S THEATRE, AFTER HIS RETURN FROM SCOTLAND, 1682.

IN those cold regions which no summers cheer,
Where brooding darkness covers half the year,
To hollow caves the shivering natives go;
Bears range abroad, and hunt in tracks of snow:
But when the tedious twilight wears away,
And stars grow paler at the approach of day,
The longing crowds to frozen mountains run;
Happy who first can see the glimmering sun :
The surly savage offspring disappear,
And curse the bright successor of the year.
Yet, though rough bears in covert seek defence,
White foxes stay, with seeming innocence :
That crafty kind with daylight can dispense.
Still we are throng'd so full with Reynard's race,
That loyal subjects scarce can find a place :

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''Prologue :' spoken when the Duke of York returned from Scotland in triumph. He went to the theatre in Dorset Gardens, when this was uttered as the Prologue to "Venice Preserved."

Thus modest truth is cast behind the crowd:
Truth speaks too low: hypocrisy too loud.
Let them be first to flatter in success;
Duty can stay, but guilt has need to press.
Once, when true zeal the sons of God did call,
To make their solemn show at heaven's Whitehall,
The fawning Devil appear'd among the rest,
And made as good a courtier as the best.
The friends of Job, who rail'd at him before,
Came, cap in hand, when he had three times more.
Yet late repentance may, perhaps, be true;

Kings can forgive, if rebels can but sue:

A tyrant's power in rigour is express'd;

The father yearns in the true prince's breast.

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But most are babes, that know not they offend.
The crowd, to restless motion still inclined,

Are clouds, that tack according to the wind.

Driven by their chiefs, they storms of hailstones pour ; Then mourn, and soften to a silent shower.

O welcome to this much-offending land,

The prince that brings forgiveness in his hand!
Thus angels on glad messages appear:
Their first salute commands us not to fear.
Thus Heaven, that could constrain us to obey,
(With reverence if we might presume to say)
Seems to relax the rights of sovereign sway:
Permits to man the choice of good and ill,
And makes us happy by our own free will.

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