Belike, some noble gentleman; that means, Re-enter a Servant. Ser. An it please your Honour, Enter Players. i Play. We thank your Honour. Lord. Do you intend to stay with me to-night? 2 Play. So please your Lordship to accept our duty. Lord. With all my heart. This fellow I Te• member, Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest son; 'Twas where you woo'd the gentlewoman so well: I have forgot your name; but, sure, that part Was aptly fitted, and naturally, performid. 2 Play. I think, 'twas Soto that your Honour means, Lord. 'Tis very truc; - thou didst it excellent Well, you are come to me in happy time; The rather for I have some sport in hand, Wherein your cunning can assist me ruch. There is a lord will hear you play to-night: But I am doubtful of your modesties; Lest, over-eying of his odd bchaviour, (For yet his Honour never heard a play, ) You break into some merry passion, And so offend him; for I tell you, Sirs, If youl should smile, he grows impatient. · Play. Fear not, my Lord; we can contain our selves, Were he thie veriest antick in the world. Lord. Go, sirrah, take them to the buttery, And give them friendl welcome every one; Let them want nothing that my house affords. [ Exeunt Servant and Players. Sirrah, go you to Bartholomew my page, [ To a Servant. And see him dress'd in all suits like a lały: That done, conduct him to the drunkard's chamber, And call him Madam, do him obeisance. Tell him from me, (as he will win my love, ) He bear himself with honourable action, Such as he hath obsery'd in noble ladies Urto their lords, ty them accomplished: Such duty to the drunkard let him do, With soft low tongue, and lowly courtesy; And say, What is't your Honour will command, Wherein your lady, and your humble wife, May show her duty, and make known her love ? And then with kind embracements, tempting kisses, And with declining head into his bosom, Bid him shed tears, as being overjoy'd To see her noble lord restord to health, Who, for twice seven years, hath esteemed him No better than a poor and loathsome beggar: And if the boy have not a woman's gift, To rain a shower of commanded tears, An onion will do well for such a shift; Which in a napkin being close convey'd, Shall in despite enforce a wairy eye.' See this despatch'd with all the haste thou can'st; Anon I'll give thee more instructions.- [Exit Servant. I know, the boy will well usurp the grace, Voice, gait, and action of a gentlewoman: I long to hear him call the drunkari, husband; And how my men will stay themselves froin laughter When they do homage to this simple peasant. l'H in to counsel them haply, my presence May well abate the ovet-merry'spleen, (Exeunt. A. Bedchamber in the Lord's House. SLY is discovered in a rich night gown, with Attendants; some with apparel, others with bason, cwer, and other appurtenances. Enter Lord, dress'd like a 'servant. Sly. For God's sake, a pot of small ale.' 1 Serv. Will't please your Lordship. drink a cup of sack ? & Serv. Will't please your Honour taste of these conserves? 3 Serv. What raiment will your Honour Weax to-day? Sly. I am Christophero Sly, call not me-Hoyout, nor Lordship: I ne'er drank sack in my life, and if you give me any conseryes, give me conserves of beef: Ne'er ask me what raiment l'll wear; for I have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings than : legs, 'nor no more shoes, than feet; nay, sometimes more feet than shoes, or such shoes as my toes look through the overleather. Lord. Heaven cease this idle humour in your Honour! Sly. What, would you make me mad? Am not i Christopher Sly, old Sly's son of Burton-heath; by birth a pedalar, by education a card-maker, ly trans mutation a bear-herd, and now by present profession a tinker? Ask Marian Hacket, the far ale-wife of Wincot, if she know me not: if she say I am not fourteen pence on the score for sheer ale, score me up for the lying'st knave in Christendom. What, I am not bestraught: Here's 1 Serv. O, this it is that makes your lady mourn. house, (Musick. as 'swift As breathed stags, ay, fleeter than the 'roe. & Seru. Dost thou love pictures ? we will fetch thee straight Adonis, painted by a running brook; And Cytherea all in sedges hid; > Which seem to move and wanton with her breathe Even as the waving sedges play with wind. Lord. We'll show thee lo, as she was a maid; And how she was beguiled and surpris'd, As lively painted as the deed was done. 3. Serv. Or Daphne, roaming through a thorny wood; Scratching her legs, that one shall swear she bleeds: And át that sight shall sad Apolo weep, So workmanly the blood and tears are drawn. Lord. Thou art a lord, and noxking but a lord : Thou hast a lady far more beautiful 'Than any woman in this waning age. 1 Serv. And, till the tears, that she hath shed for thee, Sly. Am I a lord ? and have I such a lady? your hands? [Servants present an ewer, bason, and napkin. O, how we joy to see your wit restor'd! O, that once more you knew but what you are ! These fifreen years you have been in a dream; Qr, when you wak'd, so wak'd as if you slepus. Sly. These fifteen years! by my fay, a goodly nap. But did I never speak of all that time? i Serv. O, yes, my Lord; but very idle words: |