The theatres can, I fear, make but wry faces at the grand national spectacle, which has left them with empty benches, and provided so many rival amusements; they cannot maintain their ground against the clubs, where a more exciting evening's entertainment is to be had for less money, and in many of which one pays four sous (the price of a quadrille at the guinguettes) for liberty to make a speech. It would be better, however, to pay one's four sous for a listener, if such a thing could be found. Generally the whole assembly talks at once, and the president's office is reduced to that of ringing his bell without ceasing. He has been compared to the hare's foot, which we see suspended by a string at the door of many apartments in Paris, as a simple and elegant substitute for a bellhandle. One scene, witnessed a few days ago on the Boulevard Beaumarchais, is too remarkable to be passed over. It was the eve of the féle of St. Joseph, the patron saint of the carpenters. At a certain corner, a great fire had been kindled of sawdust and shavings, round which was assembled a crowd, seemingly of "the trade," who were engaged, amidst acclamations of joy, in burning a bust. It was not possible to obtain a distinct view of the features of the personage who had the honour of figuring in this auto-da-fe of the carpenters, but conjectures as to who it might be were thrown out in abundance by the passers-by. "Good heavens !" exclaimed some, in a tone of consternation, “in what a time do we live! Here is '95 over again. The workmen are burning M. Guizot in effigy."-"No, it is M. Duchâtel,-I saw the face!"-"No, it is the bust of the organization of labour." These and many other guesses were hazarded, and many were of opinion that the people were burning in effigy a personification of the National Guard. "Ah, if his poor wife were to pass by," said a spectator, pointing to the blackened bust, "it would be enough to kill her."" And his children, too," said another tender-hearted passenger, in a pathetic tone. At length, one who had been looking on in silence, determined to discover what unfortunate contemporary had thus incurred the displeasure of the sovereign people, managed to force his way into the centre of the group. But the features of the bust were by this time quite unrecognisable. Searching out, therefore, among the executioners of the decree of the Mob Majesty, for the one whose countenance bespoke the most affable and condescending temper, he ventured to ask the name of him who had been thus justly sacrificed ; the assumption that the sentence was just, though he did not know on whom, showed his courtier-like skill, and was rewarded accordingly. He obtained an answer. It was the bust of-will anybody guess?-I am afraid you must give it up. It was the bust of Voltaire!!! Shall I leave your mouths open with astonishment till next month, or shall I give an explanation. It was not for his enmity to Christianity that he was condemned, but for an insult offered in a certain couplet* to the trade of a carpenter, which, in his own day, as carpenters did not then read, had escaped detecThe couplet occurs in the Epitre à Uranie, where, speaking of the Saviour, he says, "Long temps vil ouvrier, un rabot à la main, Ses beaux jours sont perdus dans ce lache exercise." tion, but the schoolmaster has been abroad, and a young professor of the plane had just found him out. Singular that for this offence vengeance should have overtaken him after the lapse of a century. His attacks on throne and altar, his cold sneers at everything beautiful and sacred, might be forgiven; but an affront to the carpenters, a wound to our vanity, "Jamais! Jamais!" * ἀνήλιον.—Where the unpierced shade + Imbrown'd the noontide bowers.-MILTON. No stir of air was there; Not so much life as on a summer's day Robs not one light seed from the feather'd grass, But where the dead leaf fell, there did it lie.-KEATS. THE DANISH SEAMAN'S SONG. FROM THE DANISH. "Kong Christian stod ved høien Mast," &c.-EwALD. KING CHRISTIAN stood by the high mast, With his axe he hammer'd away so fast, "Fly!" cried he, "fly! who now fly can! In fight and smoke?" Niels Juel, to storm and cry gave heed— "Now is the hour!" And hoisted up the flag blood-red, Flew blow on blow-fell head on head- Fly!" cried he, "fly! who safety seek! O North Sea! how our lightnings rend There in thy lap chiefs seek their end— From Denmark flames thy "thunder-shield;" Thou Danish road to fame and power, Oh, take thy friend, who ne'er will cower, But danger dares, where'er it lower, As proud as thou, in thy storm-power, And quick through shouts of joy and woe, INDEX TO THE TWENTY-THIRD VOLUME. A. Abraham Elder's Lucky Grocer, 31. Archduke Charles (Narrative of the Wreck of the), by a Naval Officer, 392. B. Banks's (G. Linnæus) God will befriend Battles (The Decisive) of the World, by Beethoven (Memoir of), by Miss Thoma- Blue Beard (Origin of the Story of), by Dr. W. C. Taylor, 136. Boleyn (Anne) and Sir Thomas Wyatt, 233. Brooke (Rajah) Visit to his Highness at By the clear silver tones of thy heavenly C. C. A. M. W.'s What can Sorrow do? by J. Fenimore Cooper, 77, 193, 375. Chapters (Some) of the Life of an Old Charles Edward Stuart; or, Vicissitudes Christmas Festivities at Rome, by Mrs. Cooper's (J. F.) Captain Spike; or, The Country Towns and Inns of France, by J. Creasy's (Professor) Six Decisive Battles Curling's (H.) Ramble along the Old Cuthbert Bede's Reverie of Love, 110; D. Danish Seaman's Song, 640. Difficulties in a Tour to Wiesbaden, by Donizetti (Gaetano), 537. J. Jesse's (E.) Characteristics of the Poet K. Kenealy's (C.) Birth-day Dream, 88. L. Legend (The) of Fair Agnes, from the L. E. L. (Biographical Sketch of), 532. brary; Illustrations of Instinct, by Literary Statistics of France for Fifteen Louis Philippe (Career of, as a Sove- Love's Desertion; a Melancholy Fact, by Love was born one joyous evening, by Löwenstein's (Prince), Notes of an Ex- M. M'Quhae's (Captain, R. N.) Visit to his 65. Marvel's Country Towns and Inns of Maxwell's (W. H.) Robert Emmett and Memoirs and Anecdotes of the Eighteenth Metternich (Prince), 431. Minstrel's Curse (The), from Uhland, 321. 289. My Birth-day Dream, by E. Kenealy, 88. N. Napoleon (The Two Funerals of), by Ro- New Year's Eve, from the German of |