1 There is no musick in the nightingale ; Enter PROTHBUS, and LAUNCE. Pro. Run, boy, run, run, and seek him out. .190 Val. No. 200 210 Val. My ears are stopp'd, and cannot hear good news, So much of bad already hath possess'd them. Pro. Then in dumb silence will I bury mine, Val. Is Silvia dead? Val. No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia ! - Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me! What is your news ? Laun. Sir, there's a proclamation that you are vanish'd. Pro. That thou art banish'd, oh, that is the news, From hence, from Silvia, and from me thy friend.. Val. Oh, I have fed upon this woe already, And now excess of it will make me surfeit. Doth Silvia know that I am banished? Pro. Ay, ay; and she hath offer'd to the doom (Which, unrevers’d, stands in effectual force), A sea of melting pearl, which some call tears : Those at her father's churlish feet she tender'd; With them, upon her knees, her humble self; Wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them, As if but now they waxed pale for woe : But neither bended knees, pure hands held up, Sad sighs, deep groans, nor silver-shedding tears, 230 Could penetrate her uncompassionate sire; But 220 But Valentine, if he be ta'en, must die. speak'st, 240 Val. I pray thee, Launce, an if thou see'st my boy, Val. O my dear Silvia ! hapless Valentine! 260 [Exeunt VALENTINE, and PROTHEUS. Laun. I am but a fool, look you ; and yet I have the wit to think, my master is a kind of a knave : but that's all one, if he be but one knave. He lives. not now, that knows me to be in love : yet Lam in love; but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me; nor who 'tis I luve, and yet 'tis a woman: but what woman, I will not tell myself, and yet 'tis a milk-maid : yet 'tis not a maid, for she hath had : gossips : yet ’tis a maid, for she is her master's maid, and serves for wages. She hath more qualities than a water-spaniel-which is much in a bare Christian. Here is the cat-log [Pulling out a Paper] of her conditions. Imprimis, She can fetch and carry: Why, a horse can do no more: nay, a horse cannot fetch, but only carry; therefore, is she better than a jade. Item, She can milk, look you; A sweet virtue in a maid with clean hands. 277 Enter Speed. Speed. How now, signior Launce? what news witha your mastership? Laun. With my master's ship ? why, it is at sea. Speed. Well, your old vice still; mistake the word: What news then in your paper ? Laun. The blackest news that ever thou heard'sta Speed. Why, man, how black ? Laun. Why, as black, as ink. Speed. Let me read them. 285 3 Laun. 300 Laun. Fie on thee, jolt-head ; thou canst not read. Laun. O illiterate loiterer! it was the son of thy grandmother : this proves, that thou canst not read. 29% Laun. And therefore comes the proverb-Blessing of your heart, you brew good ale. Speed. Item, She can sew. Laun. What need a man care for a stock with a wench, when she can knit him a stock. Speed. Item, She can wash and scour. Laun. A special virtue ; for then she need not to be wash'd and scour'd. Speed. Item, She can spin. Laun. Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can spin for her living. 310 Speed. Item, She hath many nameless virtues. Laun. That's as much as to say, Bastard virtues ; that, indeed, know not their fathers, and therefore have no names. F Speed |