DR. MAXWELL'S RECOLLECTIONS OF JOHNSON 215 He 66 Johnson seemed to think, that a certain degree going with me to a tavern, and he often went to of crown influence over the Houses of Parliament Ranelagh, which he deemed a place of innocent (not meaning a corrupt and shameful dependence), recreation. was very salutary, nay, even necessary, in our "He frequently gave all the silver in his mixed government. For,' said he, if the mem-pocket to the poor, who watched him between bers were under no crown influence, and dis- his house and the tavern where he dined. qualified from receiving any gratification from walked the streets at all hours, and said he was court, and resembled, as they possibly might, never robbed, for the rogues knew he had little Pym and Haslerig, and other stubborn and money, nor had the appearance of having much. sturdy members of the Long Parliament, the "Though the most accessible and communicawheels of government would be totally obstructed? tive man alive, yet when he suspected he was Such men would oppose, merely to shew their invited to be exhibited, he constantly spurned power, from envy, jealousy, and perversity of the invitation. disposition; and not gaining themselves, would hate and oppose all who did not loving the person of the prince, and conceiving they owed him little gratitude, from the mere spirit of insolence and contradiction, they would oppose and thwart him upon all occasions.' "The inseparable imperfection annexed to all human governments, consisted, he said, in not being able to create a sufficient fund of virtue and principle to carry the laws into due and effectual execution. Wisdom might plan, but virtue alone could execute. And where could sufficient virtue be found? A variety of delegated, and often discretionary, powers, must be intrusted somewhere; which, if not governed by integrity and conscience, would necessarily be abused, till at last the constable would sell his for a shilling. "This excellent person was sometimes charged with abetting slavish and arbitrary principles of government. Nothing in my opinion could be a grosser calumny and misrepresentation; for how can it be rationally supposed, that he should adopt such pernicious and absurd opini ns, who supported his philosophical character with so much dignity, was extremely jealous of his personal liberty and independence, and could not brook the smallest appearance of neglect or insult, even from the highest personages? "But let us view him in some instances of more familiar life. "His general mode of life, during my acquaintance, seemed to be pretty uniform. About twelve o'clock I commonly visited him, and frequently found him in bed, or declaiming over his tea, which he drank very plentifully. He generally had a levee of morning visitors, chiefly men of letters; Hawkesworth, Goldsmith, Murphy, Langton, Steevens, Beauclerk, &c., &c., and sometimes learned ladies; particularly I remember a French lady of wit and fashion doing him the honour of a visit.1 He seemed to me to be considered as a kind of public oracle, whom everybody thought they had a right to visit and consult; and doubtless they were well rewarded. I never could discover how he found time for his compositions. He declaimed all the morning, then went to dinner at a tavern, where he commonly stayed late, and then drank his tea at some friend's house, over which he loitered a great while, but seldom took supper. I fancy he must have read and wrote chiefly in the night, for I can scarcely recollect that he ever refused "Two young women from Staffordshire visited him when I was present, to consult him on the subject of Methodism, to which they were inclined. Come,' said he, 'you pretty fools, dine with Maxwell and me at the Mitre, and we will talk over that subject;' which they did, and after dinner he took one of them upon his knee, and fondled her for half an hour together. "Upon a visit to me at a country lodging near Twickenham, he asked what sort of society I had there. I told him, but indifferent; as they chiefly consisted of opulent traders, retired from business. He said, he never much liked that class of people; 'For, Sir,' said he, 'they have lost the civility of tradesmen, without acquiring the manners of gentlemen.' "Johnson was much attached to London: he observed, that a man stored his mind better there, than anywhere else; and that in remote situations a man's body might be feasted, but his mind was starved, and his faculties apt to degenerate, from want of exercise and competition. No place, he said, cured a man's vanity or arrogance, so well as London; for as no man was either great or good per se, but as compared with others not so good or great, he was sure to find in the metropolis many his equals, and some his superiors. He observed, that a man in London was in less danger of falling in love indiscreetly, than anywhere else; for there the difficulty of deciding between the conflicting pretensions of a vast variety of objects, kept him safe. He told me, that he had frequently been offered country preferment, if he would consent to take orders; but he could not leave the improved society of the capital, or consent to exchange the exhilarating joys and splendid decorations of public life, for the obscurity, insipidity, and uniformity of remote situations. 66 Speaking of Mr. Harte, Canon of Windsor, and writer of 'The History of Gustavus Adolphus,' he much commended him as a scholar, and a man of the most companionable talents he had ever known. He said, the defects in his history proceeded not from imbecility, but from foppery. 2 "He loved, he said, the old black letter books: they were rich in matter, though their style was inelegant; wonderfully so, considering how conversant the writers were with the best models of antiquity. "Burton's Anatomy of Melancholy,' he said, 2 Walter Harte (1707-74), of St. Mary's Hall, Oxford, had been tutor to Lord Chesterfield's 1 Madame de Boufflers. See post in the year natural son, Philip Stanhope, for whom the 1775. famous letters were written, Croker. was the only book that ever took him out of bed two hours sooner than he wished to rise. "He frequently exhorted me to set about writing a History of Ireland, and archly remarked, there had been some good Irish writers, and that one Irishman might at least aspire to be equal to another. He had great compassion for the miseries and distresses of the Irish nation, particularly the Papists; and severely reprobated the barbarous debilitating policy of the British government, which, he said, was the most detestable mode of persecution. To a gentleman, who hinted such policy might be necessary to support the authority of the English government, he replied by saying, 'Let the authority of the English government perish, rather than be maintained by iniquity. Better would it be to restrain the turbulence of the natives by the authority of the sword, and to make them amenable to law and justice by an effectual and vigorous police, than to grind them to powder by all manner of disabilities and incapacities. Better,' said he, 'to hang or drown people at once, than by an unrelenting persecution to beggar and starve them.' The moderation and humanity of the present times have, in some measure, justified the wisdom of his observations. "Dr. Johnson was often accused of prejudices, nay, antipathy, with regard to the natives of Scotland. Surely, so illiberal a prejudice never entered his mind; and it is well known, many natives of that respectable country possessed a large share in his esteem: nor were any of them ever excluded from his good offices, as far as opportunity permitted. True it is, he considered the Scotch, nationally, as a crafty, designing people, eagerly attentive to their own interest, and too apt to overlook the claims and pretensions of other people. 'While they confine their benevolence, in a manner, exclusively to those of their own country, they expect to share in the good offices of other people. Now,' said Johnson, this principle is either right or wrong; if right, we should do well to imitate such conduct; if wrong, we cannot too much detest it.' "Being solicited to compose a funeral sermon for the daughter of a tradesman, he naturally inquired into the character of the deceased; and being told she was remarkable for her humility and condescension to inferiors, he observed, that those were very laudable qualities, but it might not be so easy to discover who the lady's inferiors were. "Of a certain player he remarked, that his conversation usually threatened and announced more than it performed; that he fed you with a continual renovation of hope, to end in a constant succession of disappointment. "When exasperated by contradiction, he was apt to treat his opponents with too much acrimony: as, Sir, you don't see your way through that question:-Sir, you talk the language of ignor ance.' On my observing to him that a certain gentleman had remained silent the whole evening, in the midst of a very brilliant and learned society, 'Sir,' said he, 'the conversation overflowed, and drowned him.' "His philosophy, though austere and solemn, was by no means morose and cynical, and never blunted the laudable sensibilities of his character, or exempted him from the influence of the tender passions. Want of tenderness, he always alleged, was want of parts, and was no less a proof of stupidity than depravity. Speaking of Mr. Hanway, who published An Eight Days' Journey from London to Portsmouth,' 'Jonas,' said he, acquired some reputation by travelling abroad, but lost it all by travelling at home.' "Of the passion of love he remarked, that its violence and ill effects were much exaggerated; for who knows any real sufferings on that head, more than from the exorbitancy of any other passion? "He much commended Law's 'Serious Call,' which he said was the finest piece of hortatory theology in any language. 'Law,' said he, 'fell latterly into the reveries of Jacob Behmen, whom Law alleged to have been somewhat in the same state with St. Paul, and to have seen unutterable things. Were it even so,' said Johnson, 'Jacob would have resembled St. Paul still more, by not attempting to utter them.' 1 "He observed, that the established clergy in' general did not preach plain enough; and that polished periods and glittering sentences flew over the heads of the common people, without any impression upon their hearts. Something might be necessary, he observed, to excite the affections of the common people, who were sunk in languor and lethargy, and therefore he supposed that the new concomitants of methodism might probably produce so desirable an effect. The mind, like the body, he observed, delighted in change and novelty, and even in religion itself, courted new appearances and modifications. Whatever might be thought of some methodist teachers, he said, he could scarcely doubt the sincerity of that man, who travelled nine hundred miles in the month, and preached twelve times a week; for no adequate reward, merely temporal, could be given for such indefatigable labour. "Of Dr. Priestley's theological works, he remarked, that they tended to unsettle everything, and yet settled nothing. "He was much affected by the death of his mother, and wrote to me to come and assist him to compose his mind, which indeed I found extremely agitated. He lamented that all serious and religious conversation was banished from the society of men, and yet great advantages might be derived from it. All acknowledged, he said, what hardly any body practised, the obligations we were under of making the concerns of eternity the governing principles of our lives. Every man, he observed, at last wishes for retreat he sees his expectations frustrated in the world, and begins to wean himself from it, and to prepare for everlasting separation. "He observed, that the influence of London now extended everywhere, and that from all manner of communication being opened, there shortly would be no remains of the ancient simplicity, or places of cheap retreat to be found. 1 Jacob Behmen, the mystic shoemaker of Gorlitz. Cf. Hudibras, 1 i. 541. Wesley called his writings "inimitable bombast; F. D. Maurice thought him "a generative thinker Dr. Hill. THE SAME CONTINUED "He was no admirer of blank verse, and said it always failed, unless sustained by the dignity of the subject. In blank verse he said, the language suffered more distortion, to keep it out of prose, than any inconvenience or limitation to be apprehended from the shackles and circumspection of rhyme. "He reproved me once for saying grace without mention of the name of our LORD JESUS CHRIST, and hoped in future I would be more mindful of the apostolical injunction. "He refused to go out of a room before me at Mr. Langton's house, saying, he hoped he knew his rank better than to presume to take place of a Doctor in Divinity. I mention such little anecdotes, merely to shew the peculiar turn and habit of his mind. "He used frequently to observe, that there was more to be endured than enjoyed, in the general condition of human life; and frequently quoted those lines of Dryden: again, Yet all hope pleasure from what still remain ' [Aurungzebe, iv. 1]. For his part, he said, he never passed that week in his life which he would wish to repeat, were an angel to make the proposal to him. "He was of opinion, that the English nation cultivated both their soil and their reason better than any other people; but admitted that the French, though not the highest, perhaps, in any department of literature, yet in every department were very high. Intellectual pre-eminence, he observed, was the highest superiority; and that every nation derived their highest reputation from the splendour and dignity of their writers. Voltaire, he said, was a good narrator, and that his principal merit consisted in a happy selection and arrangement of circumstances. "Speaking of the French novels, compared with Richardson's, he said, they might be pretty baubles, but a wren was not an eagle. "In a Latin conversation with the Père Boscovitch, at the house of Mrs. Cholmondeley, I heard him maintain the superiority of Sir Isaac Newton over all foreign philosophers, with a dignity and eloquence that surprised that learned foreigner. It being observed to him, that a rage for every thing English prevailed much in France after Lord Chatham's glorious war, he said, he did not wonder at it, for that we had drubbed those fellows into a proper reverence for us, and that their national petulance required periodical chastisement. "Lord Lyttelton's 'Dialogues,' he deemed a nugatory performance. 'That man,' said he, 'sat down to write a book, to tell the world what the world had all his life been telling him.' "Somebody observing that the Scotch Highlanders in the year 1745, had made surprising efforts, considering their numerous wants and disadvantages: 'Yes, Sir,' said he, 'their wants were numerous: but you have not mentioned the greatest of them all,-the want of law.' "Speaking of the inward light, to which some methodists pretended, he said, it was a principle utterly incompatible with social or civil security. 217 If a man,' said he, 'pretends to a principle of action of which I can know nothing, nay, not so much as that he has it, but only that he pretends to it; how can I tell what that person may be prompted to do? When a person professes to be governed by a written ascertained law, I can then know where to find him.' "The poem of Fingal, he said, was a mere unconnected rhapsody, a tiresome repetition of the same images. In vain shall we look for the lucidus ordo, where there is neither end nor object, design or moral, nec certa recurrit imago.' "Being asked by a young nobleman what was become of the gallantry and military spirit of the old English nobility, he replied, Why, my Lord, I'll tell you what has become of it: it is gone into the city to look for a fortune.' 66 'Speaking of a dull tiresome fellow, whom he chanced to meet, he said, 'That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one.' "Much inquiry having been made concerning a gentleman, who had quitted a company where Johnson was, and no information being obtained; at last Johnson observed, that 'He did not care to speak ill of any man behind his back, but he believed the gentleman was an attorney." "He spoke with much contempt of the notice taken of Woodhouse, the poetical shoemaker. He said, it was all vanity and childishness: and that such objects were, to those who patronized them, mere mirrors of their own superiority. They had better,' said he, 'furnish the man with good implements for his trade, than raise subscriptions for his poems. He may make an excellent shoemaker, but can never make a good poet. A schoolboy's exercise may be a pretty thing for a schoolboy; but it is no treat for a man. "Speaking of Boethius, who was the favourite writer of the middle ages, he said it was very a situation, he should be magis philosophus quam surprising, that upon such a subject, and in such Christianus. "Speaking of Arthur Murphy, whom he very much loved, 'I don't know,' said he, 'that Arthur can be classed with the very first dramatic writers; yet at present I doubt much whether we have any thing superior to Arthur.' 'Speaking of the national debt, he said, it was an idle dream to suppose that the country could sink under it. Let the public creditors be ever so clamorous, the interest of millions must ever prevail over that of thousands. "Of Dr. Kennicott's 'Collations,' he observed, that though the text should not be much mended thereby, yet it was no small advantage to know, that we had as good a text as the most consummate industry and diligence could procure.1 "Johnson observed, that so many objections might be made to every thing, that nothing could overcome them but the necessity of doing some 1 Dr. Benjamin Kennicott (1718-83), a Fellow of Exeter College, Radcliffe Librarian, and Canon of Christ Church, Oxford. His two volumes of Collations of the Hebrew MSS. of the Old Testament were published in 1776 and 1783. Croker. 1 thing. No man would be of any profession, as simply opposed to not being of it: but every one must do something. "He remarked, that a London parish was a very comfortless thing; for the clergyman seldom knew the face of one out of ten parishioners. "Of the late Mr. Mallet he spoke with no great respect said, he was ready for any dirty job; that he had wrote against Byng at the instigation of the Ministry, and was equally ready to write for him, provided he found his account in it. "A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died Johnson said, it was the triumph of hope over experience. "He observed, that a man of sense and education should meet a suitable companion in a wife. It was a miserable thing when the conversation could only be such as, whether the mutton should be boiled or roasted, and probably a dispute about that. "He did not approve of late marriages, observing that more was lost in point of time than compensated for by any possible advantages. Even ill assorted marriages were preferable to cheerless celibacy. "Of old Sheridan he remarked, that he neither wanted parts nor literature; but that his vanity and Quixotism obscured his merits. "He said, foppery was never cured; it was the bad stamina of the mind, which, like those of the body, were never rectified: once a coxcomb, and always a coxcomb. "Being told that Gilbert Cooper called him the Caliban of literature: Well,' said he, 'I must dub him the Punchinello.' 1 66 'Speaking of the old Earl of Cork and Orrery, he said, 'That man spent his life in catching at an object [literary eminence], which he had not power to grasp.' "To find a substitution for violated morality, he said, was the leading feature in all perversions of religion. "He often used to quote, with great pathos, those fine lines of Virgil: Optima quæque dies miseris mortalibus ævi Prima fugit; subeunt morbi, tristisque senectus, Et labor, et dura rapit inclementia mortis (Georg. iii. 66). "He said few people had intellectual resources sufficient to forego the pleasures of wine. They could not otherwise contrive how to fill the interval between dinner and supper. "He went with me, one Sunday, to hear my old Master,3 Gregory Sharpe, preach at the Temple.-In the prefatory prayer, Sharpe ranted about Liberty, as a blessing most fervently to be implored, and its continuance prayed for. Johnson observed that our liberty was in no sort of danger :-he would have done much better, to pray against our licentiousness. "One evening at Mrs. Montague's, where a splendid company was assembled, consisting of the most eminent literary characters, I though he seemed highly pleased with the respect and attention that were shewn him, and asked him on our return home, if he was not highly gratified by his visit: 'No, Sir,' said he, not highly gratified; yet I do not recollect to have passed many evenings with fewer objections.' "Though of no high extraction himself, he had much respect for birth and family, especially among ladies. He said, 'Adventitious accomplishments may be possessed by all ranks; but one may easily distinguish the born gentle woman. "He said, 'The poor in England were better provided for, than in any other country of the same extent: he did not mean little Cantons, or petty Republics. Where a great proportion of the people,' said he, are suffered to languish in helpless misery, that country must be ill policed, and wretchedly governed: a decent provision for the poor is the true test of civilization.-Gentlemen of education, he observed, were pretty much the same in all countries; the condition of the lower orders, the poor especially, was the true mark of national discrimination." "When the corn-laws were in agitation in Ireland, by which that country has been enabled not only to feed itself, but to export corn to a large amount; Sir Thomas Robinson observed, that those laws might be prejudicial to the corntrade of England. 'Sir Thomas,' said he, 'you talk the language of a savage: what, Sir, would you prevent any people from feeding themselves, if by any honest means they can do it?' "It being mentioned, that Garrick assisted Dr. Browne, the author of the Estimate,' in some dramatic composition, No, Sir,' said Johnson; he would no more suffer Garrick to write a line in his play, than he would suffer him to mount his pulpit.' 4 PAMPHLET ON FALKLAND'S ISLANDS "Speaking of Burke, he said, 'It was commonly observed he spoke too often in parliament; but nobody could say he did not speak well, though too frequently and too familiarly.' "Speaking of economy, he remarked, it was hardly worth while to save anxiously twenty pounds a year. If a man could save to that degree, so as to enable him to assume a different rank in society, then, indeed, it might answer some purpose. "He observed, a principal source of erroneous judgment was, viewing things partially and only on one side: as for instance, fortune-hunters, when they contemplated the fortunes singly and separately, it was a dazzling and tempting object; but when they came to possess the wives and their fortunes together, they began to suspect they had not made quite so good a bargain. "Speaking of the late Duke of Northumberland living very magnificently when Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, somebody remarked, it would be difficult to find a suitable successor to him: 'then,' exclaimed Johnson, he is only fit to succeed himself. "He advised me, if possible, to have a good orchard. He knew, he said, a clergyman of small income, who brought up a family very reputably, which he chiefly fed with apple dumplings. "He said, he had known several good scholars among the Irish gentlemen; but scarcely any of them correct in quantity. He extended the same observation to Scotland. "Talking of the Irish clergy, he said, Swift was a man of great parts, and the instrument of much good to his country.-Berkeley was a profound scholar, as well as a man of fine imagination; but Usher, he said, was the great luminary of the Irish church; and a greater, he added, no 219 countries, and your local consequence will make 'He who has early known the pomps of state, And after having viewed the gaudy bait, "He then took a most affecting leave of me; said he knew it was a point of duty that called me away. We shall all be sorry to lose you,' said he laudo tamen.'" In 1771 he published another political pamphlet entitled " Thoughts on the late Transactions respecting Falkland's Islands," in which, upon materials furnished to him by the Ministry, and upon general topics expanded in his rich style, he successfully endeavoured to persuade the nation that it was wise and laudable to suffer the question of right to remain undecided, rather than involve Our country in another war. It has been suggested by some, with what truth I shall not take upon me to decide, that he Speaking of a certain prelate, who exerted himself very laudably in building churches and parsonage-houses; However,' said he, 'I do not find that he is esteemed a man of much profes-rated the consequence of those islands to sional learning, or a liberal patron of it;-yet, it Great Britain too low. But however this is well, where a man possesses any strong positive may be, every humane mind must surely excellence.-Few have all kinds of merit belong- applaud the earnestness with which he ing to their character. We must not examine matters too deeply.—No, Sir, a fallible being averted the calamity of war; a calamity will fail somewhere.' so dreadful, that it is astonishing how civilized, nay, Christian nations, can deliberately continue to renew it. His description of its miseries in this pamphlet, is one of the finest pieces of eloquence in the English language. Upon this occasion, too, we find Johnson lashing the party in opposition with unbounded severity, and making the fullest use of what he ever reckoned a most effectual argumentative instrument, contempt. His character of their very able mysterious champion, JUNIUS, is executed with all the force of his genius, and finished with the highest care. He seems to have exulted in sallying forth to single combat church could boast of; at least in modern times. "We dined tête-à-tête at the Mitre, as I was preparing to return to Ireland, after an absence of many years. I regretted much leaving Londom, where I had formed many agreeable con nexions: 'Sir,' said he, 'I don't wonder at it; no man, fond of letters, leaves London without regret. But remember, Sir, you have seen and enjoyed a great deal ;-you have seen life in its highest decorations, and the world has nothing new to exhibit.-No man is so well qualified to leave public life as he who has long tried it and known it well. We are always hankering after untried situations, and imagining greater felicity from them than they can afford. No, Sir, knowledge and virtue may be acquired in all single year, he was the author of two unsuccessful tragedies, Barbarossa and Athelstan. He died by his own hand in a fit of insanity. Croker. 1 The lines are from some verses on Retirement in the London Magazine for July, 1732, which is merely a transcript, with some slight variations, from a piece by Walsh on the same subject. They are not quite correctly quoted, but as nearly so as they deserve. |