-I wish all our quarrels might have so comfortable a reconciliation. Polly. I have no excuse for my own behaviour, madam, but my misfortunes-and really, madam, I suffer too upon your account. Lucy. But, Miss Polly-in the way of friendship, will you give me leave to propose a glass of cordial to you? Polly. Strong waters are apt to give me the head-ache. I hope, madam, you will excuse me. Lucy. Not the greatest lady in the land could have better in her closet for her own private drinking-You seem mighty low in spirits, my dear! Polly. I am sorry, madam, my health will not allow me to accept of your offer--I should not have left you in the rude manner I did, when we met last, madam, had not my papa hauled me away so unexpectedly-I was, indeed, somewhat provoked, and perhaps might use some expressions, that were disrespectful-but really, madam, the captain treated me with so much contempt and cruelty, that I deserved your pity rather than your resentment. Lucy. But since his escape, no doubt all matters are made up again-Ah, Polly! Polly! 'tis I am the unhappy wife, and he loves you, as if you were only his mistress. Polly. Sure, madam, you cannot think me so happy as to be the object of your jealousy?—A man is always afraid of a woman, who loves him too well-so that I must expect to be neglected and avoided. Lucy. Then our cases, my dear Polly, are exactly alike: both of us, indeed, have been too fond. AIR.-O, Bessy Bell, &c. Polly. A curse attends that woman's love, Lucy. The pertness of the billing dove, Lucy. Love is so very whimsical in both sexes, that it is impossible to be lasting-but my heart is particular, and contradicts my own observation. Polly. But really, mistress Lucy, by his last behaviour, I think I ought to envy you-When I was forced from him, he did not shew the least tenderness-but, perhaps, he hath a heart not capable of it. AIR.-Would fate to me Belinda give. Among the men coquettes we find And we grant all their hearts desired, The coquettes of both sexes are self lovers, and that is a love no other whatever can dispossess.I fear, my dear Lucy, our husband is one of those. Lucy. Away with these melancholy reflections! -Indeed, my dear Polly, we are both of us a cup too low let me prevail upon you to accept of my offer, AIR-Come, sweet lass. Come, sweet lass! Let's take a chirping glass, The vapours of despair, I can't bear, child, to see you in such low spirits Enter Lucy, with strong waters. Lucy. Come, Miss Polly. Polly. Indeed, child, you have given yourself trouble to no purpose-You must, my dear, ex cuse me. Lucy. Really, Miss Polly, you are as squeamishly affected about taking a cup of strong waters, as a lady before company. I vow, Polly, I shall take it monstrously ill, if you refuse meBrandy and men (though women love them never so well) are always taken by us with some reluctance-unless 'tis in private. Polly. I protest, Madam, it goes against me -What do I see! Macheath again in custody!---now every glimmering of happiness is lust! [Drops the glass of liquor on the ground. Lucy. Since things are thus, I'm glad the wench hath escaped; for, by this event, 'tis plain she was not happy enough to deserve to be poisoned. [Aside. Enter LOCKIT, MACHEATH, and PEACHUM. Lock. Set your heart at rest, captain-You have neither the chance of love or money for another escape, for you are ordered to be called down upon your trial immediately. Peach. Away, hussies! this is not a time for a man to be hampered with his wives-you see the gentleman is in chains already. Lucy. O husband, husband! my heart longed to see thee, but to see thee thus, distracts me! Polly. Will not my dear husband look upon his Polly? Why hadst thou not flown to me for protection? with me thou hadst been safe. AIR. The last time I came o'er the moor. Polly. Hither, dear husband! turn your eyes, Lucy. Tis Lucy speaks. Polly. Is thus true love requited? Polly. Must I be slighted? Mac. What would you have me say, ladies?—— You see this affair will soon be at an end, without my disobliging either of you. Peach. But the settling this point, captain, might prevent a law-suit between your two widows. AIR.-Tom Tinker's my true love, &c. Mac. Which way shall I turn me?—how can I decide? Wives, the day of our death, are as fond as a bride. One wife is too much for most husbands to hear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear, This way, and that way, and which way I will, What would comfort the one, t' other wife would take ill. Polly. But if his own misfortunes have made him insensible to mine-a father, sure, will be more compassionate-Dear, dear sir! sink the material evidence, and bring him off at his trial-Pally, upon her knees, begs it of you. AIR.-I am a poor shepherd undone. When my hero in court appears, And stands arraigned for his life, Then think of your Polly's tears, For, ah! poor Polly's his wife. Like the sailor he holds up his hand, Distrest on the dashing wave; To die a dry death at land Is as bad as a watʼry grave. Polly. Follow them, Filch, to the court, and when the trial is over, bring me a particular account of his behaviour, and of every thing that happened- -You'll find me here with Miss Lucy. [Exit FILCH.] But why is all this musick? Lucy. The prisoners, whose trials are put off till next session, are diverting themselves. Polly. Sure there is nothing so charming as music! I'm fond of it to distraction-But, alas! -now all mirth seems an insult upon my affliction.-Let us retire, my dear Lucy ! and indulge our sorrows-The noisy crew, you see, are com[Exeunt. When he holds up his hand arraigned for hising upon us. life, O, think of your daughter, and think I'm his wife! What are cannons or bombs, or clashing of swords: For death is more certain by witnesses' words: And each month of my life will hereafter be Lock. Macheath's time is come, Lucy—We know our own affairs; therefore, let us have no more whimpering or whining. AIR-A cobler there was, &c. Mac. The charge is prepared, the lawyers are The judges all ranged (a terrible show!) A debt on demand-so take what I owe. [Ereunt PEACHUN, LOCK IT, and MACHEATH. A dance of prisoners in chains, &c. SCENE IV.-The condemned hold. MAC AIR.-Happy groves. O cruel, cruel, cruel case! AIR.-Of all the girls that are so smart: Of all the friends in time of grief, AIR.-Britons strike home! [Drinks, [Pours out a bumper of brandy. AIR.-There was an old woman, &c. So I drink off this bumper-and now I can stand the test, Enter BEN BUDGE and MAT of the MINT. Mac. For my having broke prison, you see, gentlemen, I am ordered for immediate execution -The sheriff's officers, I believe, are now at the door That Jemmy Twitcher should peach me, I own surprised me-'Tis a plain proof, that the world is all alike, and that even our gang can no more trust one another than other people; therefore, I beg you, gentlemen, look well to yourselves, for, in all probability, you may live some months longer. Mat. We are heartily sorry, captain, for your misfortunes-but 'tis what we must all come to. Mac. Peachum and Lockit, you know, are infamous scoundrels: their lives are as much in your power, as yours are in theirs Remember your dying friend-'tis my last requestBring those villains to the gallows before you, and I am satisfied. Mat. We'll do't. Re-enter Jailor. Juil. Miss Polly and Miss Lucy entreat a word with you. Mac. Gentlemen, adieu ! Play. But, honest friend, I hope you don't intend that Macheath shall be really executed? Beg. Most certainly, sir: to make the piece perfect, I was for doing strict poetical justice. Macheath is to he hanged; and, for the other personages of the drama, the audience must suppose they were all either hanged or transported. Play. Why then, friend, this is a downright deep tragedy. The catastrophe is manifestly wrong; for an opera must end happily. Beg. Your objection is very just, and is easily removed; for you must allow, that, in this kind of drama, 'tis no matter how absurdly things are brought about: so you rabble there-run and cry, A Reprieve!-Let the prisoner be brought back to his wives in triumph. Play. All this we must do to comply with the taste of the town. Beg. Through the whole piece you may observe such a similitude of manners in high and [Exeunt BEN BUDGE and MAT of the MINT. low life, that it is difficult to determine whether, Enter Lucy and POLLY. Mac. My dear Lucy! my dear Polly! whatsoever hath past between us, is now at an end-If you are fond of marrying again, the best advice I can give you is, to ship yourselves off for the West Indies, where you'll have a fair chance of getting VOL. III. in the fashionable vices, the fine gentlemen imitate the gentlemen of the road, or the gentlemen of the road the fine gentlemen. Had the play remained as I at first intended, it would have carried a most excellent moral; 'twould have shewn, that the lower sort of people have their vices in a degree as well as the rich, and that they are punished for them. Ι |