They call him, Ajax. Cres. Good; And what of him? Aler. They say he is a very man per se, And stands alone. Cres. So do all men ; unless they are drunk, sick, or have no legs. Aler. This man, lady, hath robbed many beasts of their particular additions; he is as valiant as the hon, churlish as the bear, slow as the elephant: a man into whom nature hath so crouded humov's, that his valour is crushed into folly, his folly sauced with discretion: there is no man hath a virtue that he hath not a glimpse of; nor any man an attaint, but he carries some stain of it: he is melancholy without cause, and merry against the hair: He bath the joints of every thing; but every thing so out of joint, that he is a gouty Briar'eus, many hands and no use; or purblind Argus, all eyes and no sight. Cres. But how should this man, that makes me smile, make Hector angry? Aler. They say, he yesterday coped Hector in the battle, and struck him down; the disdain and shame whereof hath ever since kept Hector fasting and waking. Aler. As may be in the world, lady. Cres. Good morrow, uncle Pandarus. Pan. Good morrow, cousin Cressid: What do you talk of ?-Good morrow, Alexander.-How do FOU, cousin? When were you at Ilium? Cres. This morning, uncle. Pan. What were you talking of, when I came? Was Hector armed, and gone, ere ye came to Ilium? Helen was not up, was she? Cres. Hector was gone; but Helen was not up. Pan. E'en so; Hector was stirring early. Cres. So he says here. Pan. True, he was so; I know the cause too; e'll lay about him to-day, I can tell them that: ad there is Troilus will not come far behind him; them take heed of Troilus; I can tell them that Pan. Faith, to say truth, brown and not brown. Cres. Then, Troilus should have too much: if she praised him above, his complexion is higher than his; he having colour enough, and the other higher, is too flaming a praise for a good complexion. I had as lief, Helen's golden tongue had commended Troilus for a copper nose. Pan. I swear to you, I think, Helen loves him better than Paris. Cres. Then she's a merry Greek, indeed. Pan. Nay, I am sure she does. She came to him the other day into the compassed window, — and, you know, he has not past three or four hairs on his chin. Cres. Indeed, a tapster's arithmetick may soon bring his particulars therein to a total. Pan. Why, he is very young and yet will he, within three pound, lift as much as his brother Hector. Cres. Is he so young a man, and so old a lifter? Pan. But, to prove to you that Helen loves him; -she came, and puts me her white hand to his cloven chin, Cres. Juno have mercy!- How came it cloven? Pan. Why, you know, 'tis dimpled: I think, his smiling becomes him better than any man in all Cres. What, is he angry too? the two. Cres. O, Jupiter! there's no comparison. Pan. What, not between Troilus and Hector? you know a man, if you see him? Cres. O, he smiles valiantly. Pan. Does he not? Cres. O yes, an 'twere a cloud in autumn. Cres. Ay; if I ever saw him before, and knew that Helen loves Troilus, him. Pan. Well, I say, Troilus is Troilus. Cres. Then you say as I say; for, I am sure, he mot Hector. Cres. Troilus will stand to the proof, if you'll prove it so. Pan. Troilus? why, he esteems her no more than I esteem an addle egg. Cres. With mill-stones. Pan. And Cassandra laughed. Cres. But there was a more temperate fire under Did her eyes run o'er too? the pot of her eyes; Pan. And Hector laughed. Cres. At what was all this laughing? Pan. Marry, at the white hair that Helen spied on Troilus' chin. Cres. An't had been a green hair, I should have laughed too. Pan. They laughed not so much at the hair, as at his pretty answer. Cres. What was his answer? Pan. Quoth she, Here's but one and fifty hairs on your chin, and one of them is white. Cres. This is her question. Pan. That's true; make no question of that. One and fifty hairs, quoth he, and one white: That white Juhair is my father, and all the rest are his sons. piter! quoth she, which of these hairs is Paris my husband? The forked one, quoth he, pluck it out, and give it him. But, there was such laughing! and Helen so blushed, and Paris so chafed, and all the rest so laughed, that it passed. Cres. So let it now; for it has been a great while going by. Pan. Well, cousin, I told you a thing yesterday; think on't. Pan. That's Helenus, -I marvel, where Trou is: - That's Helenus; - I think he went not for : - That's Helenus. to-day: Cres. Can Helenus fight, uncle? Pan. Helenus? no;-yes, he'll fight indiffere well:- I marvel, where Troilus is! - Hark; you not hear the people cry, Troilus? - Helenus a priest. Cres. What sneaking fellow comes yonder? Pan. Where? yonder? that's Deiphobus: "T Cres. Peace, for shame, peace! Pan. Mark him; note him ;- O brave Trad -look well upon him, niece; look you, bow sword is bloodied, and his helm more hack'd th Hector's; And how he looks, and how he goes O admirable youth! he ne'er saw three and twen Go thy way, Troilus, go thy way; had I a si were a grace, or a daughter a goddess, he should O admirable man! Paris?- Para his choice. dirt to him; and, I warrant, Helen, to chan would give an eye to boot. Forces pass over the Stage. Pan. Asses, fools, dolts! chaff and bran, d and bran! porridge after meat! I could live and i'the eyes of Troilus. Ne'er look, ne'er look eagles are gone; crows and daws, crows and da I had rather be such a man as Troilus, than memnon and all Greece. Cres. There is among the Greeks, Achilles better man than Troilus. Pan. Achilles? a drayman, a porter, a very ca Pan. Well, well? Why, have you any dis tion? have you any eyes? Do you know what a i is? Is not birth, beauty, good shape, dis manhood, learning, gentleness, virtue, youth, 'rality, and such like, the spice and salt that season a man? Cres. Ay, a minced man: and then to be baked with no date in the pye,- for then the man's date is out. Pan. You are such a woman! one knows not at what ward you lie. Cres. Upon my back, to defend my belly; upon my wit, to defend my wiles; upon my secrecy, to defend mine honesty; my mask, to defend my beauty; and you, to defend all these: and at all these wards I lie, at a thousand watches. Pan. Say one of your watches. Cres. Nay, I'll watch you for that; and that's one of the chiefest of them too; if I cannot ward what I would not have hit, I can watch you for telling how I took the blow; unless it swell past hiding, and then it is past watching. Pan. You are such another! Enter TROILUS' Boy. Boy. Sir, my lord would instantly speak with you. Bay. At your own house; there he unarms him. Pan. I'll be with you, niece, by and by. Pan. Ay, a token from Troilus. Cres. By the same token -you are a bawd. SCENE III.— The Grecian Camp. Before Trumpets. And think them shames, which are, indeed, nought But the protractive trials of great Jove, Nest. With due observance of thy godlike seat, But let the ruffian Boreas once enrage And flies filed under shade, Why, then, the thing of courage, As rous'd with rage, with rage doth sympathize, Agamemnon, Ulyss. Enter AGAMEMNON, NESTOR, ULYSSES, Should hold up high in brass; and such again, Agam. Princes, What grief hath set the jaundice on your cheeks? ails in the promis'd largeness: checks and disasters or, princes, is it matter new to us, - As venerable Nestor, hatch'd in silver, expect That matter needless, of importless burden, Ulyss. Troy, yet upon his basis, had been down, hat, after seven years' siege, yet Troy walls stand; And the great Hector's sword had lack'd a master, th every action that hath gone before, hereof we have record, trial did draw as and thwart, not answering the aim, nd that unbodied figure of the thought at gav't surmised shape. Why then, you princes, you with checks abash'd beheld our works; What honey is expected? Degree being vizarded, What plagues, and what portents? what mutiny? Quite from their fixture? O, when degree is shak'd, And the rude son should strike his father dead: So doubly seconded with will and power, And, last, eat up himself. Great Agamemnon, And this neglection of degree it is, That by a pace goes backward, with a purpose And 'tis this fever that keeps Troy on foot, Nest. Most wisely hath Ulysses here discover'd The fever whereof all our power is sick. Agam. The nature of the sickness found, Ulysses, What is the remedy? Ulyss. The great Achilles,-whom opinion crowns The sinew and the forehand of our host, — Having his ear full of his airy fame, Grows dainty of his worth, and in his tent Lies mocking our designs: With him, Patroclus, Upon a lazy bed, the livelong day Breaks scurril jests; And with ridiculous and aukward action (Which, slanderer, he imitation calls,) He pageants us. Sometime, great Agamemnon, Thy topless deputation he puts on; And, like a strutting player,—whose conceit That's done; as near as the extremest ends And then, forsooth, the faint defects of age Nest. And in the imitation of these twain Ulyss. They tax our policy, and call it cowardic Count wisdom as no member of the war; Forestall prescience, and esteem no act But that of hand: the still and mental parts, That do contrive how many hands shall strike, When fitness calls them on; and know, by mess Of their observant toil, the enemies' weight, ➡ Why, this hath not a finger's dignity: They call this-bed-work, mappery, closet-war So that the ram, that batters down the wall, For the great swing and rudeness of his poize, They place before his hand that made the engine Or those, that with the fineness of their souls By reason guide his execution. Nest. Let this be granted, and Achilles' horse Makes many Thetis' sons. [Trumpet soun Agam. What trumpet? look, Menelaus. Agam. With surety stronger than Achilles' arm 'Fore all the Greekish heads, which with one voice Call Agamemnon head and general. The Grecian dames are sun-bt.rn'd, and not worth Agam. This shall be told our lovers, lord Æneas; Ene. Fair leave, and large security. How may If none of them have soul in such a kind, I ask, that I might waken reverence, And bid the cheek be ready with a blush Modest as morning when she coldly eyes The youthful Phobus: How? Which is that god in office, guiding men? Ene. Courtiers as free, as debonair, unarm'd, Nothing so full of heart. But peace, Æneas, If that the prais'd himself bring the praise forth: That breath fame blows; that praise, sole pure, transcends. Agam. Sir, you of Troy, call you yourself Ene. Ay, Greek, that is my name. Troy. Ene. Send thy brass voice through all these lazy tents; And every Greek of mettle, let him know, What Troy means fairly, shall be spoke aloud. [Trumpet sounds. We have, Great Agamemnon, here in Troy A prince call'd Hector, (Priam is his father,) Who in this dull and long-continued truce is rusty grown; he bade me take a trumpet, And to this purpose speak. Kings, princes, lords! If there be one, among the fair'st of Greece, That holds his honour higher than his ease; That seeks his praise more than he fears his peril; That knows his valour, and knows not his fear: That loves his mistress more than in confession, (With truant vows to her own lips he loves,) And dare avow her beauty and her worth, In other arms than hers—to him this challenge. Hector, in view of Trojans and of Greeks, Shall make it good, or do his best to do it, He hath a lady, wiser, fairer, truer, Than ever Greek did compass in his arms; And will to-morrow with his trumpet call, Mid-way between your tents and walls of Troy, To rouse a Grecian that is true in love: If any come, Hector shall honour him ; If none, he'll say in Troy, when he retires, We left them all at home: But we are soldiers; One noble man, that hath one spark of fire Agam. Fair lord Æneas, let me touch your hand; So shall each lord of Greece, from tent to tent: [Exeunt all but ULYSSES and NESTOR. Ulyss. Nestor, Nest. What says Ulysses? Ulyss. I have a young conception in my brain, Be you my time to bring it to some shape. Nest. What is't? Ulyss. This 'tis : Blunt wedges rive hard knots: The seeded pride In rank Achilles, must or now be cropp'd, Yes, It is most meet; Whom may you else oppose, Of things to come at large. It is suppos'd, Ss |