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The Universities seem to pride them- riority, which the younger sister bears selves greatly on their choice collections over her two elder: but at the same time, of curious and invaluable trifles, which it cannot be denied, that the excels them are there preserved, only because they were both even in the minutiæ of learning not thought worth preserving any where and antiquity. else. But is the Ashmolean Collection We must confess, that Hydraulics, of Rarities comparable to the Nicknacka. or the Motion of Fluids, seem to be tory of Mr. Pinchbeck? Or are any of taught exactly in the same manner, and their Mufæums stored with such preci. with the same degree of knowledge, in ous curiofities, as are frequently seen in London, as in Oxford or Cambridge. Mr. Langford's Auction-room? Stran. The Glass Tubes, and the Syphons, gers, who think it worth while to go so are formed very much in the same shape far as Oxford or Cambridge to see sights, and fashion. The great Hydrostatical may surely meet with as much satisfac- law, That all fluids gravitate in protion at London. Are the two little prio loco,' is proved by the same kind pigmies, Atriking a clock at Carfax in of experiments. The several students, Oxford, within any degree of compari- of whatever age or station, vie with each fon with the two 'noble giants at St. other in an unwearied application, and a Dunstan's Church in Fleet Street; to say conftant attendance to this branch of nothing of their enormous brethren at mixed mathematics. The Professors, Guild Hall? Are any of the College in each of the three UniverGties, are Halls in either of the universities, lo confessedly very great men: but I hope magnificent as those belonging to our I may be forgiven, if I wish to see my worshipful companies? Or can the friend Mr. Ryan, president of the King's Theatre at Oxford, or the Senate house Arms in Pall Mall, unanimously deat Cambridge, vie with that stupendous clared Vice-chancellor of the University piece of architecture the Mansion-house, of London. I am, Sir, your humble fet apart for our Chancellor the Lord servant, Mayor? It may be alledged, perhaps,

G.K. that these are trifling examples of supe






N information was the other day his own treasures, a jury, who were ne

laid before a magistrate by a Fels Virtuosos, would consider a farthing low of the Society of Antiquarians, merely as a farthing, and look upon a against one of his brethren for a robbery. copper coin of a Roman Emperor as no The prosecutor deposed upon oath, that berter than a King George's haifpenny, the other had called upon him to see his I cannot, indeed, without g cat concollection of medals, and took an oppor cern, as a Connoissuer, reflect on the tunity of stealing a leathern purse, for known dishonesty of iny learned bremerly belonging to the celebrated Tom thren. The scandalous practices, whereHearne, in which were contained, (he ever their darling passion is interested, fides an antique piece of copper money,

are too notorious to be denied. The place, date, name, figure, and value moment they conceive a love for rari. unknown) a pair of brecches of Oliver ties, and antiques, their ítrict notions Cromwell, a denorius of Trajan worth of honour dirappear; and Taste, the fifty shillings, and a Queen Anne's far more it establishes their veneration for thing value five poundi. He was with Virtù, the more certainly destrovs their much ado dissuaded from carrying on integrity: as rust enhances the value of his fuit; as the magistrate convinced an old coin, by eating up the figure and him, that however highly he might rate inscription.


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Most people are masters of a kind of would send in a great hurry for a partilogic, by which they argue their con cular edition, which he wanted to consciences to sleep, and acquit themselves of sult only for a moment; but when it was domg what is wrong. The courtry asked for again, he was not home, or he squire of confirmed h nesty in all other had lent it to another, or he had lost it, refpects, thinks it very fair to over-reach or he could not find it; and sometimes you in the sale of an horse; and the man he would not scruple to swear, that he of pleasure, who would scorn to pick had himself delivered it into the owner's your pocket, or stop you on the road, hands. He would frequently spoil a set regards it rather as gallantry than base. by stealing a volume, and then purchase ness, to intrigue with your wife or the rett for a trifle. After his death his daughter. In the same manner the Vire library was sold by auction; and many inojo does not look on his thefts as real of his friends were obliged to buy up acts of felony; but while he owns that their own books again at an exorbitant he would take any prins to steal an old price. rafty piece of braís, boaits that you may A thorough-bred Virtuoso will fursafely trust him with untold gold: though mount all scruples of conscience, or enhe would break open your cabinet for a counter any danger to serve his purpose. thell or a butterly, he would not attempt Most of them are chiefly attached to to force your escritoire or your strong some particular branch of knowledge; box; nor would he offer the least vio. but I remember one, who was passionlence to your wife or daughter, though ately fond of every part of Virià. At perhaps he would run away with the one time, when he could find no other little finger of the Venus de Medicis. way of carrying off a medal, he ran the Upon these principles he proceeds, and risk of being choaked by fwallowing it; lays hold of all opportunities to increase and at another, broke his leg in scaling his collection of rarities: and as Maho a garden-wall for a tulip-root. But met established his religion by the sword, nothing gave him so much trouble and the Connoisseur enlarges his Mufæum, difficulty as the taking away pictures and and adds to his store of knowledge, by ancient marbles; which being heavy and fraud and petty larceny.

unwieldy, he often endangered his life If the libraries and cabinets of the to gratify his curiosity. He was once curious were, like the daw in the fable, to locked up all night in the Duke of Turbe stripped of their borrowed ornaments, cany's gallery, where he took out an we should in many fee nothing but bare original painting of Raphael, and dexfhelves and empty drawers. I know trously placed a copy of it in the frame. a medalist, who at first set up with little At Venice he turned Roman Catholic, more than a paltry series of Englich and became a Jesuit, in order to get adcoins fince the Reformation, which he mittance into a convent, from whence he had the good luck to pick up at their stole a fine head of Ignatius Loyola ; intrinfic value. By a pliant use of his and at Conítantinople he had almost fingers he becaine Icon poffefled of molt forned the resolution of qualifying himof the Traders; and by the same flight self for the Seraglio, that he might find of hand, he, in a fhort time after, made

means to carry off a picture of the Grand himself master of great part of the Cz. Signior's chiet mistress. fars. He was once taken up for coin The general dishonesty of Conncisseurs ing; a forge, a crucible, and leveral dies, is indeed so well known, that the itrietbeing found in his cellar: but he was eit precaution is taken to guard against acquitted, as there was no law which it. ' Medals are secured under lock and mnade it high trealon to counterfeit the key, pictures screwed to the walls, and image of a Tiberius or a Nero; and the books chained to the shelves; yet cabi. coin, which he imitated, was current

nets, galleries, and libraries, are contie only among Virtuofos.

'nually plundered. Many of the maim. I remember another, who piqued ed statues at Rome perhaps owe their himself on his collection of scarce edic present ruinous condition to the depretions and original manuscripts, most of dations made on then by Virtusfoss which he had purloined from the libra the head of Henry the Fifth, in Westz ries of others. 'He was continually bor.

minster Abbey, was in all probability sto. rowing books of his acquaintance, with

len by a Connoisseur; and I know one resolution never to return them.

He who has at different times pilfered a great



part of Queen Catherine's Bones, and worthy the confideration of the legislahopes in a little while to be maiter of the ture to devise fome punishment for these whole skeleton. This gentleman has offenders which should bear some anabeen detected in so many little thefts, Jogy with their crimes: and as common that he has for several years past been malcfactors are delivered to the surgeons refused admittance into the Mulæums to be anatomized, I would propole, that of the curious; and he is lately gone a Connoisseur should be made into a abroad with a delign upon the ancient Mummy, and preserved in the hall of Greek manuscripts discovered at Her- the Royal Society, for the terror and culantum.

admiration of his brethren. It may seem surprising, that these gen I Mall conclude this paper with the tlemen thould have been hitherto fuffer relation of a circumstance, which fell ed to escape unpunished for their repeat within my own knowledge when I was ed thefts; and that a Virtuojo, who robs abroad, and in which I declined a gloyou of an Unic of inestimable value, sious opportunity of signalizing myielf Ihould even glory in the action, while a as a Connoisseur. While I was at Rome, poor dog, who picks your pocket of a young physician of our party, who was sixpence, shall be hanged for it. What eaten up with Virtù, made a serious proa locking disgrace would be brought posal to us of breaking into one of the upon Taite, should we ever see the dying churches by night, and taking away a fpeech, confeflion, and behaviour, of a famous piece of painting over the altar. Connoiseur, related in the account of As I had not quite taite enough to malefactors by the ordinary of New come at once into his scheme, I could gate! Such an accident would doubtless not help objecting to him, that it was a bring the study of Virtù into still more robbery: i Poh, lays he, it is a most contempt among the ignorant, when exquisite piclure!' - Ay, but it is they found that only brought a man ' not only a robbery, but facrilege. to the gallows; as the country fellow, . ' Ob, it is a most charning piece!'when he saw an attorney stand in the 'Zounds, doctor, but if we thould be pillory for forgery, hook his head and taken, we thall all be broke upon the cried Ay, this comes of your writ wheel.' - Tben,' said he,

we lball . ing and reading.' It were perhaps die MARTYRS.'







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from a great number, which I have or a list of their bets. These gentlelately been favoured with from on men, we are told, are no less adepts known correspondents; and as they in the science of eating than of gaming, both relate nearly to the same subject, and as Hoyle has reduced the latter into I Mall without further preface submit a new and coinpleat fystem, I could them to the public.

with that their cook, (who to be sure is

a Frenchman) would also oblige the SIR,

world by a treatise on the art and myro WH

HEN you was got into White's, tery of sauces.

I was in hopes that you would Índeed, Mr. Town, it surprises me, not have confined yourself merely to the that you have so long neglected to make gaming-table, but have given us an ac- fome reflections on the Diet of this great count of the entertainment at their ordi- city. Dr. Martin Lister, who was uninaries. A bill of fare from thence versally allowed to be a great Connoifwould have been full as diverting to seur, and published several learned trea


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