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ment now extends a full mile beyond what is still termed "The Stones' End" in the Borough; and that the inscription at Lower Edmonton, "When the water is above this board, please to take the upper road," can be of very little use, unless when the wash is perfectly pellucid, which it never is. On a shop-window in the Borough there still remains written, " New-laid eggs every day, by Mary Dobson," which the Society should order to be expunged, as an imposition upon the public, unless they can clearly ascertain the veracity of the assertion.

One of the declared objects of the Institution being the promotion of—" loyalty in its genuine sense, not only of personal devotion to the sovereign, but of attachment to the laws and institutions of our country," I would point out to its indignant notice the following inscription in High Holborn-" KING-Dyer," which is not only contrary to the received legal maxim that the King never dies, but altogether of a most dangerous and disloyal tendency.-" Parliament sold here," written up in large letters in the City-road, is also an obvious allusion to the imputed corruption of that body; and the gingerbread kings and queens at the same shop being all over gilt, suggest a most traitorous and offensive Paronomasia. I suspect the fellow who deals in these commodities to be a radical. Of the same nature are the indecorous inscriptions (which should have been noticed among those who place their names over the door) running thus, "Ironmongery-PARSONS-Tools of all sorts;" while in London-wall we see written up, "DEACON &

PRIEST, Hackneymen." A Society, which among the twenty-seven published names of its council and officers, contains one Bishop, two Archdeacons, and five Reverends, cannot, out of self-respect, suffer these indecent allusions to be any longer stuck up in the metropolis.

The French Academy having decided, that proper names should never have any plural, I would implore the Royal Literary Society to relieve the embarrassment of our footmen, by deciding whether they are authorized in announcing at our routs," Mr. & Mrs. FOOT and the Miss FEET;" whether Mr. PEACOCK'S family are to be severally designated as Mrs. PEAHEN and the Miss PEACHICKS; and also what would be the best substitution for Mr. and Mrs. MAN and the Miss MEN, which has a very awkward sound.

Concluding, for the present, with the request that the other gold medal of fifty guineas may not be appropriated until after the receipt of my second letter, I have the honour to be, &c. &c. &c.

ANGLO-GALLIC SONG.

The Exposition at the Louvre.

BEHOLD how each Gallic improver, in science, mechanics, and

arts,

As he roams the Bazaar of the Louvre, snuffs, shrugs up his

shoulders, and starts;

Mon Dieu!- c'est superbe magnifique !—les Anglois euxmêmes diront cela

Ó Ciel! comme c'est charmant-unique !—L'Angleterre est mise hors de combat

And it's oh! what will become of her? Dear! what will she do?

England has no manufactures to rival the wonders we view. Here is a patent marmite pour perfectionner pumpion soupThe Gods on Olympus complete-tout en sucre-a classical group;

Quatre flacons de produits chimiques—a clarified waxen bougie,
A Niobe after the Greek, and the Grotto of Pan-en bisquit.
And it's oh! &c.

Voilà des chapeaux sanitaires with a jalousie cut in the hold,
To let in a current of air, and give hot-headed people a cold;
Six irons with which boots are heel'd, so no modern Achilles

miscarries,

For he now gets his tendon a shield where the Greek got an arrowv-from Paris.

And it's oh! &c.

A ham and a head of wild boar in a permanent jelly suspended, Cing modèles de chaises inodores pour un cabinet d'aisance in

tended;

The elixir term'd odontalgique, which can stubbornest toothachs control,

cr

Et les poupées parlantes which can squeak papa! and mamma!"-comme c'est drole!

And it's oh! &c.

For heads without ringlets or laurel, Regnier fashions wigs like a wreath,

While Desirabode cuts out of coral false gums and unperishing

teeth;

Here's a lady in wax large as life, with all the blonde lace she

can stick to,

And an actual Paris-made knife which will cut-O mirabile

dictu!

And it's oh! &c.

A gross of green spectacles--nails-a stick of diaphanous wax, A Faunus-one Pan and two pails-account-books with springs in their backs;

spit, wheel, and flyer, home-made, and supplied with a jackchain complete ;

A bladder with victuals inlaid—a portrait of Louis Dixhuit. And it's oh! &c.

Pour vous dire en détail toutes les choses there's no time, so we'll lump as we pass,

Caps, corkscrews, cheese, cucumbers, clothes; glue, gingerbread, ginghams, and glass;

Pianos, pipes, pipkins, pots, pattens; rouge, rat-traps, rings, ratafie, rice,

Salt, sofas, shawls, sugar-loaves, satins; dolls, dredgers, delf, dimity, dice.

And it's oh! &c.

Through the fifty-two rooms on a floor, now you've seen all the sights in your tour,

Et si vous en voulez encore, vous les verrez là bas dans la cour ;Oui, pour leur commerce de la mer, c'est fini—enfin, c'en est

fait,

Et la Grande Nation, il est clair, a écrasé les pauvres Anglais. And it's ob! what will become of her? Dear, what will she

do?

England has no manufactures to rival the wonders we view.

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SECOND LETTER TO THE NEW ROYAL

LITERARY SOCIETY.

De omnibus rebus et quibusdam aliis.

"A rebus upon all things, and on several others."

Free Translation.

IN In my first letter I did not advert to one department of literature, that, for the abuses and corruptions with which it is defiled, may be termed the Augæan stable of the Muses, and calls aloud for the cleansing interposition of a Society which will not shrink from any labours, however Herculean. I allude to the present state of logic. It is true that this science is not so severely studied as it was formerly, but it still forms a regular part of every classical education and as many avail themselves of its subtleties and labyrinths for the purpose of puzzling others or making their own escape, to the great detriment of all truth, precision, and simplicity, and the manifest subversion of human reason in general, no more solemn or imperious duty can devolve upon the Society than the correction of so enormous and crying an evil. The whole sixty-four different modes of syllogism should be instantly abolished by act of parliament; for what benefit can ever be derived from a study which will admit of such undeniable falsehoods, impossible truisms, and conclusive contradictions, as are exhibited in the well-known dilemmas of the Greek logicians?

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